Hawkstein

7094 pts · July 19, 2015


Why are there miniature fans on this lamp? Asking for a friend.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

* applies a gallon of heat protection product beforehand.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You read my mind.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I read somewhere that these anti tank mines need about 500 kg pressure to detonate if armed.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sir are a true man of culture.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t send you a message, don’t know why, I’d like to buy some shirts, but I’m from Europe, please contact me.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

And only a ninja can call another ninja ninja.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Why should anyone but you care ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Touch but don’t taste.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’d like to see the girl who managed such a feat.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dense as fuck?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For when you get tired of zooming

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

‘Tis just a scratch!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sooooo, it isn’t fried?!?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 your cat is malfunctioning, please reset.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is this one of those things that collapsed a roof at this one community college ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soooo, churches are basically music clubs?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

This is what happens when you don’t wear a seatbelt. Which in this case might have been the right decision.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

The thing is: the toad looks like a rock.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s what you get when you don’t buy your cat a parachute.

3 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Imagine having to leave because of an emergency and your bike is in the middle.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nature’s piñata.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That’s just rude. She should have had at least one spare high-fiving arm.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You forgot to write the obligatory “I’m fun at parties” ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vag…. oooh, Virginia….

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me know what the song is, please and thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s what they said…

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Masterpiece !!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Certainly it’s not the only reason but surely a contributing factor, but I guess you know that already ?.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0