HauntedSpit

38098 pts · November 18, 2013


We are the legacy of 15 billion years of cosmic evolution. We have a choice. We can enhance life and come to know the universe that made us, or we can squander our 15 billion year heritage in meaningless self-destruction. What happens in the first second of the next cosmic year depends on what we do, here and now, with our intelligence, and our knowledge of the cosmos. —Carl Sagan

Pro tip: Wet a towel and place it in the dryer with your shirt for a bit. Soon that "fresh from the pile in the corner" look will vanish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You spelled Palestine wrong...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

*all 'pop'ular music

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Cool. But no mention of Sumerian roots is like saying the U.S. developed the English language.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I watch you poop.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for knowing stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Name? @OP

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thought that was Tracy Morgan in drag for a sec.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 7

All made in China probably.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

True Romance is one of the finest films ever made. +1

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your wife looks old and manly after a few drinks.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It annoys me that his profile pic hardly looks like him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's a fantastic feeling. Mother Nature is one hell of a therapist.

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

"Israeli Secret Intelligence Service"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here. Like warm, cleansing enema.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks Obama!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Freedom. Freedom was going to happen.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

I'd start wearing a Kevlar vest. Big oil takes care of "problems" like these.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Has @OP seen Babadook? I thought it was pretty creepy.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 10

Why is the the new tube/house wrapped in foil? @OP

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A classic!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Casey Jones, you'd better watch your speed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for not calling it a "windmill".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi Doug!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0