HauntedITrain

313 pts ยท June 21, 2021


lol im a train.

Don't pee on jellyfish stings.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wednesday is extra special to me because I get Wednesdays off from work

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Don't do that to pepe.

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Having your balls sucked by cancer sounds like a terrible idea.

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A mouse carcass is a very valuable gift. You should be honored.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man 93 is exactly 30 years ago.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh my God, you're beautiful! I signed up for training sessions at my local gym, and my trainer has become one favorite people. I can't express how deeply thankful I am for what they've done for me. I have so much in common with my trainer so I can talk to them about my troubles and they really help me to feel better. I've been going to the gym three times a week for almost six months now and I have them to thank for that. It's great to see others out there working hard. This made my day.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 and 3 make 8!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was this the guy who invented the bongcloud opening?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beware of my nuts-to-fist technique!

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They'll malfunction and bite off your pp.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This dog kinda looks like Jun Kasai.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're beautiful on the inside

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a master tip. Thank you. I have a coworker who bakes for us. I'm sure the weissman cookie cheesecake will give her a little friendly competition.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whelp, now you have a future customer. I'll be updating my wardrobe soon with these.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It gets a little scary sometimes. These problems scared me into action. I pay more attention now when I used to just avoid politics and other issues.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well in the future I will take this to heart. Just walk. The money is not worth it.

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A Super Mario arcade cabinet. I would've loved to have played one of those as a kid.

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Did every pizza hut have Galaga? I remember we had that and Bucky O'Hare.

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I was reading some batman comics and caught myself right to left because I was binging on berserk the night before.

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I used to dress up in my power ranger Halloween costume months after trick-or-treat was over and do power ranger stuff.

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That feller was so hungry that he was willing to chance it.

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