436 pts ยท December 24, 2015
Clearly he has an itchy butt
Meow meow meow meow, pissed my pants meow meow!
#13 is Karaoke for the Deaf by David Armand a.k.a Johann Lippowitz, saw him years ago, BRILLIANT!
Nice Pex!
I eat fast food, McDonald's is the last thing that I would choose to eat. Having a lifetime supply would mean 20 meals topps.
A suppository would be more fitting.
MY EYE!
Jesus wept
I knew a guy that wanted to lace his sausage too, but it was an attempt to numb it so he can last longer.
For a second... I thought she was singing Sublime.
Ah, so there is where WatchMojo got it from.
Flapper? I hardly even know'er!
This is why comedians have more groupies than any other man on a stage, oh wait...
I always thought of his as a nanny, lol
How does one not show abject terror and profuse nausea?
Birds aren't real
Nature is weird
...no, I do not want a hand job.
NAAAAAARRRRRF!
This was the only reason why I would go to McD's. They changed it and I haven't walked into one for more than 3 years.
In Mark Rober's video on the machine, it was catching huge things like sofa cushions.
The only thing that went through my mind: "Tell'em Large Marge sent ya!"
...but did it work?
All of that for nubbin'
There would be a trail of piss behind me
The Amazing Johnathan used to do this in his act.
Why do they have "doors" on stalls anyway? They could use a single square of TP instead!
Clearly he has an itchy butt
Meow meow meow meow, pissed my pants meow meow!
#13 is Karaoke for the Deaf by David Armand a.k.a Johann Lippowitz, saw him years ago, BRILLIANT!
Nice Pex!
I eat fast food, McDonald's is the last thing that I would choose to eat. Having a lifetime supply would mean 20 meals topps.
A suppository would be more fitting.
MY EYE!
Jesus wept
I knew a guy that wanted to lace his sausage too, but it was an attempt to numb it so he can last longer.
For a second... I thought she was singing Sublime.
Ah, so there is where WatchMojo got it from.
Flapper? I hardly even know'er!
This is why comedians have more groupies than any other man on a stage, oh wait...
I always thought of his as a nanny, lol
How does one not show abject terror and profuse nausea?
Birds aren't real
Nature is weird
...no, I do not want a hand job.
NAAAAAARRRRRF!
This was the only reason why I would go to McD's. They changed it and I haven't walked into one for more than 3 years.
In Mark Rober's video on the machine, it was catching huge things like sofa cushions.
The only thing that went through my mind: "Tell'em Large Marge sent ya!"
...but did it work?
All of that for nubbin'
There would be a trail of piss behind me
The Amazing Johnathan used to do this in his act.
Why do they have "doors" on stalls anyway? They could use a single square of TP instead!