HappyToast

30871 pts · February 13, 2013


Get a picture of this to the FP and I'll reunite you with your dad who left to get some cigarettes and never returned.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No no, almost exactly the inverse of this, it will kill you if you use your phone while driving

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Thanks, your morph is very beautiful

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My garter snake would hunt feeder fish in his bowl. Only thing he would eat. I miss him

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

F off with your AD

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 14

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2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More ammo for my Lizards Bangin folder, thanks

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

This was part of the annual Carnaval de Cádiz festivities in Cádiz, Spain, This year one group decided on a performance inspired by Hawking. It may seem in poor taste, but they paraded through the streets and performed songs with robotic voices dedicated to Hawking's life and legacy.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Tis not

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dude, this reads like: Dear people who give us a solution to our problem, we know the solution exists we just want to complain!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to give my buddy medical advice once (as an America), about half way through talking with him I realized, fuck it, you're a Canadian you can just go to the doctor.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use Adblock... Ditch chrome, use the Brave browser

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Henckels stainless steel has held up for me very well, I've had my set for 7 years now

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's grey at best, not brown in the slightest

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eww

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That guy killed Laura Palmer

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My man skipped Obese and went right to P-bese

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Love u Woozle

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If neither of those work, see if you can push the deadbolt knob towards or backwards, it's a rack and pinion inside so they could have become misaligned. Worst case is debris got in there and gummed up the gears

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also the inverse of that, push downwards on the knob while turning

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay sorry for being a dick lol, a real suggestion is to pull upwards on the door handle while you try to turn the deadbolt. The door could have swelled and pinched the deadbolt sorta pushing it downwards

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you try opening it?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"When the community first started posting good ol' John Oliver though, a bunch of individual users were spamming the same image across multiple uploads in rapid succession. That sort of behavior from a single user trips over our No Spam policy and resulted in a pretty small number of removals and account warnings."

Calling bullshit on "Pretty small" . The reason for all the flipping and modification of the images is because so many people were immediately temporarily banned.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0