Handyolo

6779 pts · December 31, 2017


If the crossroads has taught me nothing else, it's that you're never, ever safe from the alliance

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally me last night. I need four hooves to complete this quest. Why do each of the zhevras only have one hoof?!

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I have a version of this you can use on anyone, it goes
OK bud 👍
And then you walk away and get on with your life

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In related news, the world is round and Nazis are bad

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even more poetic ending: they starve on a boat full of food because nobody is there to cook and serve it to them. Hell maybe they literally don't think to stock it or put fuel in it because normally it's just there before they even show up.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, this is great and all, but can we 0lease stop adding bars either side of a vertically filmed video? There's like 5 pixels on half those dudes faces.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. That is, in fact, the point.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is literally tearing down your institutions. When are yall gonna do something about it? When it's too late?

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Steal? I'll cut it out and hand it to her myself.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friend, I think you may have a type

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And why does he look like he's 9 instead of 19? Like a baby that somebody put in a suit for photo day.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Used to work with a guy who hand wound motors a lot bigger than this. That was 20 years ago. He still gets repair jobs from cruise ships when they come to port with bad motors.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do both. Rise up together. Organise. Speak out and walk peacefully arm in arm with your community.
And buy guns for the stuff that comes after that, because the stochastic terrorists at the top are already aiming their followers at you and you should be prepared to fight if you have to.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So what's the next app gonna be called after they pull out of cali?

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes??

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They've only gone and turned the Ukrainians into the world's foremost drone experts. Slava Ukraini!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice uhh... Chapeau...

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone else notice that somebody else seems to be writing his posts lately? I think they might be starting to take away the keys from grandpa.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop trying to use logic and emotions. They have neither. Accept that the USA is over and start planning to deal with the fallout.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mfer beat me to it!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That shitty weapon control tho. On top of all the other shit happening in this video, the guy shoved a loaded pistol into his belt within reach of a suspect who's actively resisting. Yet more evidence that these are random fuckwads being recruited off the street with zero training other than their daddy's belt.

6 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I remember being so damn excited when I heard that song.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The thing that blows me away about them is that there's still nothing else like them. Spotify still suggests I'll Niño as being similar and I'm like "not quite, friend!"

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This. Maybe I'm yelling at clouds here, but why does every new quiet bar end up a loud, crowded mess of a place? Stick with the less busy, quieter format and jack the prices up. We'll pay for the privelige, I promise.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How long before the EU starts offering brain drain passports to US citizens? Happened the other way round during ww2. Time is a flat circle.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No clear second in command, you say...

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I figured, but that actually makes it even better.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't Jr is possibly the best version of his name. Yoink.

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

As long as they don't start fucking with the actual pov porn I fine with this

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or he's gone too far down the rabbit hole and decided Chuckie was a traitor for demanding to see the Epstein files after Dear Leader decreed that we should move on.
Daddy turned him in for actually carrying out political violence instead of just glorifying it.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0