HandlocK

854 pts ยท January 29, 2015


Buy me a new PC please.

probably sat there for months teaching him that one combo, but stick it in an oven and i bet it couldn't get out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's not a yoghurt, it's a mousse. cheater!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this isn't real british food, just what the peasants eat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

failed to mention that it had been tested multiple times before he decided to sit behind it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the fucking roast lmao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does anything get done in America with that obnoxious hive mind constantly buzzing in the background? 90 straight seconds of 'HOLD UP'.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Natural selection.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, you're wrong. This is a picture of my beautiful and courageous grandma during WWII.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone could come over and prepare all those chopped veggies in neat lil' bowls for me that'd be great.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But... do you have a job?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda wish Federer smacked a 150mph serve his way just for the lols.

9 years ago | Likes 307 Dislikes 3

Hnnnnng. I want it on me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish there was cool wildlife in the UK, y'know without all the other nope shit that comes with it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still always insert cuz I'm too afraid to ask where to swipe and end up lookin' like a fool tryna start a sword fight with a machine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How big's his dong though?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For a second I thought this was a Shane Dawson video.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right click -> Show controls, for future reference.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

"this is the gif I remind him of" We always joke about what the next generation will be like, but holy shit it's already here!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he's already a superhero.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How would anyone be left with THAT many brown bananas? Just don't buy 'em if you don't eat 'em.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My palms are sweaty

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want a duckling to imprint on me :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't even tell if this was taken yesterday or 20 years ago

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where the vegans at?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You call 8 episodes 'binge watching'? You filthy casual. I like your art though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pussy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Yeah, probably took 700 takes to get a clip she was happy with.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

MAXIMUM OVERGROOMING

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0