HandelsPariah

13847 pts ยท February 28, 2014


I am a cat wrangler by trade, feel free to ask me anything about it. 5th generation cat wrangler and proud of it. It's not always easy, but it's honest work. On the weekends I like to see how much pizza I can fit in my mouth at once. If you don't cut it it's just one slice right?

MRW I see RepostStatistics dreaded 5 star title similarity.

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Comments 7
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is it too late for the Cat Day train?

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Views 323

These guys count for RHM, right?

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Views 60590

RHM

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I found a fellow Imgurian at work today!

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It's my last day of classes as an undergrad.

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For all the Cyanide & Happiness fans out there, Depressing Comic Week has begun!

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This woman terrifies me... In the best way.

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I give you the man behind one of the more terrifying voices I've heard in a long time - James Spader

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RIP Leonard Nimoy. You have been, and always shall be, a friend to us all. LLAP.

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MRW I keep thinking of great comments but someone has already beaten me to it.

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I wish my school was this awesome.

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MRW the McDonald's drive-thru lady asks if I want anything with my Big Mac.

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When I make a blatantly phony post about a cheating ex and a few of you google my username.

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MRW my roommate says she's gonna wear blackface for halloween to "be ironic"

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MRW I try to brush the back of my tongue with my toothbrush.

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C&H will forever be my favorite webcomic.

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MRW I show up at my cheating ex-wife's house to tell her the house is mine.

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Apparently it's my cakeday! So, as per custom, here's my cat Guinness.

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