HamfistedBanMaster

11654 pts · December 18, 2016


god damnit

Smell my finger

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Comments 10
Views 400

Fuck Terry Schiavo too.

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Comments 20
Views 49

Don't worry. You're safe now. He can't come back and hurt you

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Comments 12
Views 380

My weed hydroponics are the shizzle

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Comments 1
Views 249

Seriously tho.  Before would be better.

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Comments 12
Views 404

Best borscht evah

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Comments 5
Views 3174

MRW the ineffectual peta cunts try to rub my tummy

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Comments 7
Views 581

Yin-Yang weasels

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Comments 0
Views 234

True story.  Zero emotions affiliated with this at all.  

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Comments 42
Views 74

Totally worth the diarrhea

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Comments 6
Views 410

Fatties of Imgur:   PM me your cell phone numbers and I'll be your fucking hero.  You can thank me later. 

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Comments 131
Views 61561

This fuckin movie, right here.

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Comments 4
Views 418

Why wait until October to fuck your own head?

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Comments 1
Views 446

MRW watching Homeland Season 6 and it's clear they thought Hillary would be POTUS now.

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Comments 0
Views 308

It's gotta win some shit.  

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Comments 4
Views 32

If you're just honest with yourself for even a moment, you'd agree.

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Views 34

I'm calling straight up bullshit on this.  How the fuck would he BREATHE????

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Comments 7
Views 520

Illiterate fucks

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Comments 3
Views 341

You wanna go for a……… ..RIDE?!

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Comments 0
Views 382

You thick fucks

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I artsified the fish

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Views 284

I have no dissonance about it at all.  

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Comments 176
Views 5515

I've been bound up like an Iraqi POW

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Comments 10
Views 457

Found this little minx in my house

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Comments 1
Views 321

I'm done fuckers.  You won't have me to kick around for another ten hours.   <mic drop>

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Comments 1
Views 291

I will probably regret this, on multiple fucking levels.  

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Comments 48
Views 419

I will straight up sucker punch a sugared up insulin junkie kid.

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Comments 5
Views 661

Since I don't drink and my wife is not a whisky connoisseur, i need you cunts to make chop chop with the recommendations.

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Comments 67
Views 548

Yum

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Comments 4
Views 316

My kitty, "Mr. Homunculus" when the Fancy Feast isn't "right on schedule".  

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Comments 4
Views 483

Goddamnit.  "Furry" is not a gender. 

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Comments 36
Views 5263

Dear imgurians

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Comments 1
Views 334

That nosedive at noon tho.  LOL.  Right at the moment of Trump's babble

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Views 247

This cunt tho.  

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Just curious

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Comments 7
Views 80

Macro shot of some shit i found growing under my bathroom sink. 

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And if you believe any of this "turning over this country to YOU" bullshit, then you're too gullible to live. 

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cranky fuckin bitches. 

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Comments 6
Views 1937

Mah fish is fuckin regal AF.

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Comments 1
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Just sayin.

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Comments 20
Views 991

'bout to bust a gene all up in this bitch. 

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Comments 3
Views 356

Right off the nearest cliff. 

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Comments 1
Views 296

You're all like whiny little pisspants sycophants.  

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Views 226

God damnit

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A gaggle of squawking twats.  

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I hated every other fucking X Men movie.  

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Views 85

Soon

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Also, is this thing worth anything?

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Smell my finger. 

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Vaccines cause feminism. 

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aye, chihuahua, mi ijo

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And i've seen some shit.  

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Comments 176
Views 5263

Fuck this shit, i'm out. 

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Comments 1
Views 681

If there's a "hell", i'm destined for it.

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Comments 7
Views 324

Found elsewhere and posted here to stir the turd.  

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