Hambers

644 pts ยท February 1, 2017


I think the law only allows a brief window of time during the robbery. After that you have to stick your thumb up your arse and call 999

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure it counts as defense against robbery (in the UK) when you actively pursue the thief in order to attack them

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But then they'll assume you only watch 1/3 of the film

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And now he's dead on the outside

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Saw-year-old

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No shit. It'd be a pretty short episode

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This is why

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Remember when that zookeeper when viral for punching a roo in the face on video?

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I'd have a trim figure if all my pizza boxes turned up empty

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Copyright 2006? Persistent or not, that Ba'athist dictator is long dead

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guitarists?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or the next next Hitler (this kid in Ireland is the next Hitler, OP's kid could be right after him)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you do it so much that you need to stop for a month

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I doubt incels could go without wanking for 30 minutes, let alone 30 days

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Wolbachia. Copulation

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or adults being assholes

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Return to sender: "Not known at this address"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"She's totally my wife. Go ahead and check whether she has testicles"

5 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

"I don't have to imagine. I know for a fact it is" 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I imagine whale would be too fatty to enjoy" 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

NOnono! This is all wrong! It's DOWN snakes, UP ladders!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's gonna need a ladder if it wants to go in the other direction

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right click. View image. Click to zoom

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Feckin' Greeks!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They never forget. That makes it difficult for them to let go of outdated attitudes like the -isms

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I'm cool with jumping ahead to 2120 if it gets this mess over with quicker

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Emily's nephew. He took her to a tree hugging protest. She chained herself to a tree? Or sat up in a tree for days? Something like that...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So of them will have lived in areas that weren't struck by the plague. Sub-Saharan Africa, Polynesia, The Carribean, for example

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Y'all think it's awkward casting kids in films, knowing that you're ideally picking ones who grow up to be attractive adults? I bet it is

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0