When your states mandatory mask policy ends today..
Looking back, the case was to protect the floor. Not the phone.
Tears in the wind..or something...
When it's so cold, even your ghost freezes to death
I feel it brings the whole room together....
Live from outside Area 51
“Too old!”
Deluxe AC option
Gotta go fast!
When you have the Stark realization that..
Close encounter of the burned kind....
When you turn on the faucet but its opposite day
Love my rescue pupper! Previous owners tried to shoot him constantly :(
To beat the man you have to...become the man?
That moment when you wake up and realize your generation is now the "Precious Moments" target demographic...
Monday
Pokemaine
The OG TMNT
Majestic AF
Mall floods: “Gentlemen, it’s been an honor”
Ouch..I'll take a frosty for that burn please.
MRW I'm browsing user sub and see nothing but confession bears, awkward penguins, and other assorted beta tales of woe..
Amazon R Us just doesn't have the same ring to it...
Waiting for Read Dead Redemption 2 gameplay like...
Wouldn't be the first time I paid for company in a hotel. Wouldn't be the first time it died either.
HEY...Peace ma-WARRGARRBL
Now this is lit
Tuesday morning after eating way too much ghost pepper salsa..
Life advice from Roald Dahl
Anheuser-Busch finally labeling Bud Light correctly
Dammit Fred, Im trying to poop!!
He has a point....
Jesus Christ Doc..JESUS CHRIST!
When I see someone new in user sub...
Tyson with the knockout....
Well played little finger...well played.
It's a trap!
What everyone hoped Phelps Vs. Shark would have been...
Classic Nathaniel.
MRW someone wakes me up before my alarm goes off...
Hey....watch it!
Covfefe the strong!
Apple introduces REVOLUTIONARY Face ID technology...
You know things are bad when Fred Durst is trying to reason with you...
He didn't even have chicken...
You know its bad when the thing you're waving angrily denounces you...
How did they Nazi this coming?
Maybe if it had been deflated..
I've taken home worse...
No weed(s) for her...
Ice cream what you did there....
So....wanna go for a walk later?