HalfRepellent

2421 pts ยท November 2, 2013


That the day after she broke up with me she started dating my friend. I couldn't stay there and be around them, so I spent it at home alone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend and I broke up last week, and I showed up to friendsgiving with the whole crew yesterday only to find out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They apologized for buzzing prematurely, they have to see loads of shitty acts when they do auditions, it's kinda hard to blame the judges.

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 6

I've read deeply into the the cause, effects, and containment of the Chernobyl disaster for my job, and I've never heard of this before.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm uncomfortable

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NNPTC boii

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm happy for you and your son. My brother passed away last month at the same age, makes me happy to see another kid get a second chance.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was in sync with my music

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All those "it's raining men" ringtones

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Seeing as I buried my brother yesterday because of brain cancer... I still find humor in this

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

My family buried my younger brother yesterday... he died of pediatric brain cancer last week. I'll keep you and your family in my thoughts.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Maybe my problems are calcium deficiency and dehydration

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But can he play Enter Sandman?

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Can I be that hula hoop

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Money.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

And the women*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

So that's what they're hiring under those hijab things

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or you could just use the freakin pan you baked your cupcakes in...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cocaine makes everything better

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Midway was also one of the largest naval battles of WWII

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because she feels bad for him, and I hate it when people pull stuff like this out of pity and for vanity. It seems so empty, makes me sick.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I hate this shit. Let's be real, she's not asking him because she wants to be with him or take him on a real date, she's asking him (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Is elmo flipping me off underneath that puppet?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah it's real, the tree was just trained to grow that way

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother has terminal brain cancer... he's probably got about another month or so. He's only 12... fuck bro I'm crying

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm currently blasting Rammstein, greatest combo ever

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The hardest part about vaping is telling your parents you're gay

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

(2/2) navy just before he was diagnosed, so I haven't been able to really be there for him or my family, and it's destroying me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0