HairLoopies

2166 pts ยท January 5, 2014


When I lose all hope I turn to cheese.

also it doesn't seem like they have them up for very long. my hair would have all kinds of kinks in it after letting it down post-bun

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

yeah, that would have been a little bit racist. starbucks and sunglasses is just accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was...fun. In its way. +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

something something MVP

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear it. Want me to help you blackmail him or something?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, why would he run straight towards the jaws of death?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I kept expecting this to go sideways but it was really thoughtful and articulate. This makes OP very good-looking in my head.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'm in finance. I majored in finance. I have an MBA. I complain about the wage gap.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 8

Well said! And I, too, have omnivorous taste in dogs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every day every damn day

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

As long as we're identifying assholes...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Seriously. I think maybe inexperience lends them to imprint on the most attention whore-y women and extrapolate that to half of humanity

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

It happens to most of us. People are weirdly protective of two-dimensional representations of animals.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone who doesn't see beauty in many forms live in an ugly world. Juicy upvotes for you, OP

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 10

That is a force even greater than imgur

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neither do mine! Nor does my uterus glow with the halos of a million angels

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You cook like I drive

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stoners love Luke Perry, apparently

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly. But upon consideration, this may work out better for everyone involved.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait. Is that dog steering? This worries no one?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a retained Asian kid with Asian parents seeing this is the same thing. Not even close to my experience

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

NOOOOOOO some of us love dairy more than life

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OK, but when they do, what happens when there isn't a leaf there to catch them?

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Yes! I love New York but if you don't like cities, don't come! If you hate it and live here, leave! Embrace the hate! It's too damn crowded.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

seriously. that was the most aspergery thing i read all day.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

You are doing Korean parenting right.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a girl in NYC, size doesn't matter (in this context). Everyone is a potential rapist--big guy, short guy, cop, that girl over there...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

then he trips over me and falls on top and scrambles up while everyone is watching and as he tries to help me up gets shot by the police

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but then I forget my left from my right and I move left and he smacks into me and I scream and he accidentally pushes me so I fall 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Living up to your username. I'm sure Gandhi did the same.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0