Hails

731 pts · October 22, 2011


When I was 5 years old my ballet teacher kicked me out of her class for being too clumbsy

And just like that English speakers understand the dative

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I saw this a lot in the states but never in the UK because... it’s illegal? And also a dick move

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 5

I was waiiiiiiiiiiiiting for it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also if it helps you to do commissions to make you happy I'm sure you'll find demand. But if not, don't pressure yourself. Have a nice day!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I'd love you to do more of these! It made me chuckle - I'm a teacher if it's ok I wanna show to my class. No real reason just it's funny.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks a lot like my niece when she was born. My niece is 4 now and still the love of my life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cold up there

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy cake day - it's my birthday so I appreciate

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you are missing out on sex you’re probably mostly missing out on bad sex. I finally met someone who actually wants to sex me How I like

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly with the sex I had I was a 20 year old virgin and I wish I was a 23 year old virgin. It’s not about quantity.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They eat the slugs!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Needs banana for scale

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda lucky for mumma corgi

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hehe

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome! :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks stunning though. One day I will visit Canada. My parents are going there this summer and I'm a biiiit jealous.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was wondering when you were going to tell us you had weeks left to live.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't be horrified if I was forced to move to Canada

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get the owl is mad in this pic but nothing shows me that the banana doesn't just want to be friends.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is used by most UK unis hence the expectation of familiarity

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what it is. It is anti plagiarism software and as we submit all papers digitally as well it adds all student papers to its database

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

honest about it with the prof. If not my School had a 5% grade drop for every day late without a credited extension which isn't bad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gosh we would get kicked out of class for this. It's sneaky and disrespectful. You may even get a school warranted extension if you were 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

We had to submit our work through anti plagiarism software. It isn't foolproof but it would definitely find a previous essay

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whilst I could have technically done this I would have had to reference it as a quotation of my previous essay as it isn't new work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They chill out all around Europe in winter though. We always missed them when they left campus.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My brother's can open the doors and paws at your face until you wake up and let him under the covers. He's 'aggressively friendly'

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friend had a pet cow just like this when I was a kid. She used to run to the gate when we got in from school to play games.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend is freelance and has started working from home more because she knows her cat misses her, bless.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0