Hackmastergeneral

15268 pts ยท September 4, 2017


BAH GAWD, THAT'S JOHN DEER'S MUSIC! THE TEXAS ANTELOPE IS HERE! AND HE'S LOOKING TO GET HIMSELF A PIECE OF DIRT BIKE UNDERTAKER!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"vote early, vote often!"

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happiest of birthdays!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Ak-47. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last mother-fucker in the room - accept no substitutions

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Supposing he's got a bunch?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Engulf the rainbow

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"no, they aren't booing you, sir! They are saying Too-rump! Too-rump!"

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

HAPPY YEETERUS DAY!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, that was with the backing of the British military, and before the US spent ungodly amounts of money on war. If we were in Europe I'd be more confident, but we are too close to the biggest military in the world by a wide margin.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And of course, in Canada the while things flip-flipped

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So ... He's advocating for assassination? I thought that was WAluigi?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And don't give me that shit about "I know a girl who waitresses and makes more than I do". That's a fluke and not the norm for most servers, and that's not even talking about tip theft and the myriad ways various employees fuck their employees out of tips and wages.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The only thing that actually works is organizing, spring candidates that will repeal anti-worker laws, and donating money and time to those that will. Not tipping does nothing but hurts the people you want to support. Corporate will happily take your money and do nothing else. When people can't afford rent and drop out of the ecosystem they'll just bring in temporary foreign workers to work for below minimum wage and explore the fuck out of them.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That it also works on passyed people?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 someone desperately needs to put the Benny Hill music to this clip

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to believe her and his wife showed saying "oh yeah, she's TOTALLY domesticated! She's a little sweetheart. Just so long as Dave's not here, she flips out every time she sees a picture of Dave, it's so weird ... OH NO DAVE!!!"

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's one of the first things you learn when you start fixing around with wood or working in construction. Not to mention, nails from a nail gun can go anywhere. Oh, yeah - and if it is making a weird noise/smoke, just shoot it with a few nails until it stops.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I mean, that's one situation where, what ever happens happens. I'm not getting between her and her desired meal.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And seriously, this is an awesome batch of Future Darwin Award Winners - especially the dude in 2 and the chick in 5

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

POW! Right in the Pisser! POW! Right in the pisser! POW! Right in the pisser!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, this is Murica. If something don't work right, best it out shot it. It worked for Arthur Fonzarelli and John Wayne, are you saying you're better than them????

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That was me for practically every good here

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And, likely, with parts of her actual ass

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I don't judge most of the time. I'm here for the schadenfreude, and using it as a way to bolster my low self esteem. "See, brain! No matter how bad things are, you aren't as bad and hard up as THESE Emmy award winners!"

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0