HCMonk

90991 pts ยท January 27, 2014


i will bring on cataclysm of pain and catapult you into the vet's office - the hero cat, probably

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You have convinced me to build one for my furnace room.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little known fact: he has enough room in there for his life savings.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You go in, you pull down your pants, grab your ankles and say: "Have at it, I'm yours!"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His review of the car: "Excellent car for those who want to make a quick getaway in style. Will consider buying."

5 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

Since this was the police response during a BLM protest near the Capitol, why would he need to worry at all?

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Translation: I got caught, now I play the victim.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I had a Daschund that got too fat and diet dog food and a daily walk took care of her weight problem.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And then celebrate with two shots... and another two shots... and another...and... (you get my drift).

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Such dedication to one's craft is rare.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are so smart! Here I am taking my shoes and socks off anytime I have to deal with sums and numbers above 10.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your grade one teacher probably thought all computers were Commodore 64s.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty good game, except the Final Boss is Trump. You have to convince him he's wrong using common sense and logic, so you can never win.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They get up? Zombie trees! Exploding Zombie trees!

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I have to admit, I had a bit of a chubby the first time one of my comments reached 100 upvotes.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A post got deleted because I referred to an actual dog as a "bitch". It was sexist, I was told.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry, took so long to answer, but air, I guess.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last year, 318 people were nominated. It doesn't mean that Trump will make the short list of nominees.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Respectfully, what does that have to do with my point? Are you saying prosperity justified it?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, it is a hammered head shark, completely hungover.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Look at that! They have a fireplace in the bunker!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sometimes, he just shoves the phone in his diaper and out comes a tweet.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're stalled little boat? Let my waves of friendship move you forward! -Glacier, probably

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the era of McCarthyism proves without a doubt how kind Capitalists were to Communists in the U.S.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Cut a zip tie and glue it on top to replace the missing piece, or use super strong duck tape instead of glue.

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

What some guys will do to impress a boat load of tourists is beyond me.

5 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 3

Now that't smart thinking!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone's got to explain to your online teacher that you wear a top and no pants, no the other way around.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You are absolutely right. Poor wording.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1