GyroscopicFunkMachine

3258 pts ยท December 21, 2012


Hello, yes,

And Vixen... ???

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Girl, the SECOND you decide to sell these, I will be first in line. You've got a serious gift!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad still introduces me to his friends as "My little girl who's all grown up and SAVIN' CHINA, Y'ALL". Nobody else gets it but us. +1

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've been straight-up punched in the face during a squabble for the bouquet. Shit's toxic, yo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's self-fulfilling prophecy: Boy is brilliant, boy is accused of being a threat to society, boy becomes a threat to society in revenge. A+

10 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Imagine what they'd give him if it was a clock.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

I love promoting shelter dogs, but I HATE being made to feel like a terrible person just cause Im in no position to help. I DO care, dammit.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony... then everything changed when MY MIXTAPE DROPPED.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"And when they finish, I want to go to college too." People who make sacrifices to give their kids a bright future always earn my respect.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Your username is delightfully relevant to the thread at hand. Good show.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Normal polish, yo! Unless they've been secretly using gel polish for a lower price... in that case, I withdraw my complaint.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I tried to scrub the polish off after 4 months, and it DID NOT BUDGE. It only came off after my next pedi...Brilliant business model,really.

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

* WAS so wise.... rip. :(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I just... This was stop-action animation, so somebody had to create every single frame of those horrifying spider-woman scenes... N O P E.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooh, I bet you could make an AWESOME "Let Me Tell You About My Job" post.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oops - I failed to provide context for that comment. She is extremely homophobic to the point of being openly, blatantly offensive about it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my understanding, as well! Unfortunately, I was not able to convince her otherwise... the hate was too deeply ingrained. Sigh.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She also claims that "Gays can't possibly be Christians because if they really loved God, they'd fight the urge to sleep with other men."

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

According to my uber-religious roommate, "God calls us to love others by showing them the way of the Lord, so it's our job to convert them."

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I feel like wheelchair access is like the kind of thing parents should research before bringing their child...less disappointment for her.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a 5'9" woman, this feels fairly accurate - I am about equally as tall as most guys I know.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their very first album had a pretty distinct funk/R&B feel to it. Everything since then has had more pop than a northern vending machine.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Could have SWORN this was a group of mutant metal crabs combining their energy to become a mega life force. Rorschach would be so proud.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else read "NAENGMYEON" as the Lion King opening song?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Tis a sad upvote which you have elicited from me...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who's spent 4 years performing in a Rocky Horror shadow cast.... LOL 50 Shades pls.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ants for sANTa... brilliant.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Any particular reason why? Genuinely curious!

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

The brain isn't fully developed until age 25... so a drinking age of 21 will still affect brain development. TMYK.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sincerely, I want to thank you for taking the fall on this one. I missed the joke, too, BUT NOW NO ONE EVER HAS TO KNOW! ... Oh, wait...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0