GustaMove

5246 pts ยท February 10, 2012


HUMANITY RESTORED

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an actual thing. Pale Blue Dot Syndrome. Astronauts who've been to space become big-picture thinkers who hate petty bullshit.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It isn't. It just looks stupid unless you have a good haircare regime.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

DOG LOBSTER

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The image of God probably also doesn't mean man-shaped, capable of faith, reason, butt stuff and the other things that make us human.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But when I hang the sign that says I have a dragon dildo and Satan is my bro, nobody is praising me for threatening death by sodomy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No this is Patrick.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whelp, hairless skinny tall guy with babyface and a full head of dark hair. I'm going to die alone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck I hate this boss. He deals so much damage and you have to kill his dragon, which is also super strong and tough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprised to see the Regalia Type-F. Deathtrap that thing, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you know that in Thailand, some men get the removed testicles from sex changes implanted in their thighs to become ultramen?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'M ALIVE

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LET ME SUFFER NOW AND NEVER DIE

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IN THE FATHER'S SINS

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IT MAKES ME BELIEVE

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WITH YOUR BREATH SO STILL

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WOULD YOU SPEAK THEM TO ME?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WORDS THAT KILL

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sneaky.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

What's the name of your metal band?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Team wingmate game strong.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hands like a truckasaurus.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck the Torygraph.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

More secure. Contactless cards are harder to spoof with readers that can steal your information and money.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck nightcore.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Stop. I can only get so erect.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4 Funnily enough this exact song came on when I clicked to this.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Buy an expensive green laser and blacken the teeth from over 300 meters away!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like right now law and most STEM occupations hit a pretty hard crash. Petro engineering busted when oil prices dropped.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's basically right. Once automation takes all the good jobs and desperate migrants compete you out of bad ones, what's left? Sex slavery?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0