Hot Glue Badass
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Remember, no matter if you're black, white, pig, or chicken, we all started out as little xenomorph facehuggers
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Seen a few of these around town
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Deep breath...
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really tho
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My sister witnessed a pizza miracle today
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When someone publicly, authoritatively regugitates some BS I fed them
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Xmas selfie
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Maybe we could ask a philosophy major!
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This is my spiderbro
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After eating Atomic wings from wingstop
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Comin' through
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Original bullet time promotional test footage from the 1999 Matrix website
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660
It's devious
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Dat payoff tho
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Piñata
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Does anyone read this language?
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Important Information
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Thank you too, buddy...
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That logic is... subrefutable
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Called my friend a cosmic shiteater. Then sent him a picture of himself.
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Checkmate, Flat-Earthers!
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When my friend sends me food pics...
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