Gun5linger

7941 pts ยท June 23, 2012


You're ridiculous!

Yesssss. Shushhhhh.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, my dad said this exact thing when my fiance asked him for my hand in marriage...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha! I help out with the local hunt sabs, I'm expecting at least 30 people dressed in black with balaclavas at mine! ?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

1348 opals are my favourite stone, I inherited a beautiful opal bracelet from my mum, would love a matching ring :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. My MP is on this list, she lives 500 miles away from her constituency in a mansion and owns 7 other houses.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I started getting this after I had a spinal injury...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooof!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it his nose that's outta wack, not his teeth maybe?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's good!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to work in a pharmacy, my dealer would swap an eighth for a packet of viagra...

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Large hands and feet maybe?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hile, sai

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had a large bowl of cornflower seedlings I'd grown, it quickly turned into a litter tray...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only good thing to come out of Rotherham is the road to Sheffield.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I had tickets, flights and hotel booked for the Olympics..

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In Indonesia I went to a "rustic" version of this place, waiter dipped his cloth in the fish water and wiped my table down with it...

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thanks, so do the have more authority than the police? Why would the sherrifs get involved rather than the police?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is the difference between police and sherif departments? Asking as a Brit.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, my brothers dog hurt her paw and yelped, I gave her lots of love and fuss. Now whenever she sees me she limps towards me. She's fine.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, this hasn't aged well...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, me too!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw thanks. Oooh I didn't try the raw dough, next time!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like the Dead Sea, if you get it in your eyes it properly fucks you up, way more than normal sea water, plus it makes you float!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It still fucks me up and it was about 2 years ago...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oof! worst I've had was on hard painkillers for a spine injury. think it's called sleep paralysis, semi awake but saw demons & couldn't move

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lucky you, all my colleagues were furloughed at 80%, I've kept on to "hold the Fort" and am basically doing the job of four people...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gina 2020 you're so pretty!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where is it?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He is! I met him a few years back and honestly he was harming and kind and funny.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0