GrumpyoldBear

8147 pts · January 27, 2014


Welcome to the club. Can I interest you in any Microsoft products. I seem to have an abundance, not sure why.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go to Home Depot and get a Diablo blade for that. You’ll thank me later.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hi George.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Last and the Furious.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No moisture barrier under the wood floors? You may regret that later.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might want to call a plumber. Or not, I’m not your father, I can’t tell you what to do.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s nice, but where’s your 10mm socket?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Yeah, well fork you Buddy. “

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes , after c, not before. It’s pieces.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never ever eat the raisins in the yard.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, leave me out of this.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If at first you don’t succeed, get a bigger hammer.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The carrot would win. Can’t dance at all.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Singing do wa diddy,

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? EliphIno!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is Sparta!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m drinking coffee. Screw you. I do what I want.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, that’s different-ial.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mostly ‘cause no one else will listen to me.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That would be more shit than giggles it seems.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She may well be a ten but there were mistakes in her form on that dive- mandatory deduction.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9.3. Her left arm was too far in.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

No, I am not in that photo. Just stop it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A little spit and mud and you can put it right back together.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shhhh.....let Darwin do his thing.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you me?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A permanent solution to a temporary problem. Please call the number listed in the comments below. You are amazing, you’ve got this.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I too have a hit list: Halle; I’d hit that. Jennifer; yup, I’d hit that. It’s a big list....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0