614 pts ยท November 10, 2014
I love life, cats and dogs, a good joke -- and fun posts about cats and dogs.
You've discovered your true calling in life: Helping others in need.
If this was the only "Zootopia" cosplay you saw all weekend, then I'd say you still came out way ahead.
Not only do I appreciate posts of sexy women, but it's very considerate of you all to inform us of the woman's name (if you happen to know).
The little girl seems amused by it, though.
"Is that a tennis ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Are the yellow "drums" actually marshmallows or ear plugs?
Animals teach us so much about gratitude.
My dad burst into my room the other day and told me I'd go blind from masturbating too much. I said, "Dad, I'm over here."
You had me at "weed." But seriously, I'm very happy for you. Keep it up!
Add this to the list of remakes/sequels people didn't ask to be made.
Wasn't expecting the surprise ending. +1
Forest with Girls
You may say your day was ordinary, but it's actually a thousand times more interesting than most of the posts here.
"Is this shampoo any good?" "No, that shampoo Okay."
I'm getting some good vibes here.
Can kids have heart attacks?
My eyes! My eyes!
When you really have to get some playtime with your BFF.
Reminds me of all the times I'd call in sick to work because I stayed up all night playing "Goldeneye."
Can I take something out for you?
In a way, it's cooler to be The Rock's stunt double. You're a regular person who's been chosen to be The Rock.
That tap-dancing poodle.
Who eats two ice cream cones sideways like that?
They cropped me out of the photo again!
Shaq's dick is so big he uses it as a selfie stick.
What a show-off.
Yes, which is why it was funny.
"Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
What a crappy way to lose your brother.
"Here, let me help you back up. Just kidding!"
You've discovered your true calling in life: Helping others in need.
If this was the only "Zootopia" cosplay you saw all weekend, then I'd say you still came out way ahead.
Not only do I appreciate posts of sexy women, but it's very considerate of you all to inform us of the woman's name (if you happen to know).
The little girl seems amused by it, though.
"Is that a tennis ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Are the yellow "drums" actually marshmallows or ear plugs?
Animals teach us so much about gratitude.
My dad burst into my room the other day and told me I'd go blind from masturbating too much. I said, "Dad, I'm over here."
You had me at "weed." But seriously, I'm very happy for you. Keep it up!
Add this to the list of remakes/sequels people didn't ask to be made.
Wasn't expecting the surprise ending. +1
Forest with Girls
You may say your day was ordinary, but it's actually a thousand times more interesting than most of the posts here.
"Is this shampoo any good?" "No, that shampoo Okay."
I'm getting some good vibes here.
Can kids have heart attacks?
My eyes! My eyes!
When you really have to get some playtime with your BFF.
Reminds me of all the times I'd call in sick to work because I stayed up all night playing "Goldeneye."
Can I take something out for you?
In a way, it's cooler to be The Rock's stunt double. You're a regular person who's been chosen to be The Rock.
That tap-dancing poodle.
Who eats two ice cream cones sideways like that?
They cropped me out of the photo again!
Shaq's dick is so big he uses it as a selfie stick.
What a show-off.
Yes, which is why it was funny.
"Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
What a crappy way to lose your brother.
"Here, let me help you back up. Just kidding!"