Granolaclusters

60095 pts · January 19, 2013


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That's a nice model ship. Did you get in on sail?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Although I'm not sure this is actually a beet...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is terrible! How could somebody just Beet their dog like this!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They should, it gets pretty ruff out there.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The vet was holding my friend's dog and as she was telling him she'd need a stool sample the dog pooped IN her pocket.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

You took my comment, and I don't believe your username.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get those cleared out as soon as possible. You'll get a sinus infection! (I got one from getting some pancake laughed into my nose once.)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only if you're not a conehead.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your words have managed to make the clenching increase.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No 'probably' about it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they only have 2 lines? Not very creative on their swears.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You should stop living with that dick hole and start living with a different dick hole, or maybe even a nice person instead.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have giggled so much just now. Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mmmm I love those giant metal popcorn bins. The trinity of the cheddar, the butter, and the caramel coat.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who throws away someone's food??

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You say that like there's something wrong with it. Plants like to be talked to.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/DFb6E9L

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

pop pop gets a treat?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It means that even if you have only 1 bird it is more valuable to you than the 2 birds that you don't have.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you're probably expecting this, but that's what she said.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPY5P0TaC4k Walking away seems a little passive for you, TheLordLucifer...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think that of myself, but I'm a jealous person and I don't particularly care for other women. I'd tear everyone a new asshole.

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I'm sure that person can afford it. Probably with their pocket change.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Try "man, your girlfriend sounds like a bitch."

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That doesn't make sense. *looks up quote* Well I'll be darned. Those squirrels were married.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe this is just a porno and the iron isn't important at all, just like her intellect in this situation.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No. I'm single and don't drink. So there's at least 1.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALL of the homo!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shush now, just lay back and enjoy it.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0