137 pts ยท April 12, 2015
Even my cats favour my own mum over me. Send udon and ice cream.
Pfft, everyone knows in Australia FIRST you check for spiders.
I am so glad Australia will never have a Whole Foods.
He changed them all a few months ago
I tried, and it ended up breaking us. He knows how I feel and what it's doing to his mother.
ex-girlfriend.
Lol also only if you're Australian :P
Also Bondi hipsters all surf which is A+
He wouldn't shut up about his ex-girlfriend who refused to perform fellatio.
I'm a sucker for a good bit of facial hair, coffee snobbery and varied musical taste
15 minutes into coffee he said "I don't want a girlfriend or anything serious until I own a private jet" He was 23 and on Work For The Dole.
Met off Tinder, went out for lunch. What I thought would be a hipster turned out to be a skinny neckbeard fedorabro. Energy drink and all.
Two riding crops (one studded), rope, blindfold, handcuffs, ankle cuffs, collar and leash, ball gags, two buttplugs and one remote vibe.
As an Australian, https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e8/bf/cb/e8bfcb05374da8f9966c7d55c092ae86.jpg
Pure bred Himalayans we were lucky enough to rescue
I fucking hate being lactose intolerant.
Oi cunt we're not all like that, ya fuckin drongos.
Bet ya 900 dollarydoos the girl on the right is barely 18
BRB, gotta go call my old band conductor and tell her how much I miss her.
As an Australian, what the heck is all this white shit? Did someone lose all their cocaine?
The irony that as an Australian, I've matched with one of the WarBoys on tinder.
Sydney Supanova, big pop culture expo in Australia. Sydney one is always during the dead of winter. 13 degrees celcius outside.
HI ROSE I AM ALSO NAMED ROSE AND LOVE SLOTHS.
Pfft, everyone knows in Australia FIRST you check for spiders.
I am so glad Australia will never have a Whole Foods.
He changed them all a few months ago
I tried, and it ended up breaking us. He knows how I feel and what it's doing to his mother.
ex-girlfriend.
Lol also only if you're Australian :P
Also Bondi hipsters all surf which is A+
He wouldn't shut up about his ex-girlfriend who refused to perform fellatio.
I'm a sucker for a good bit of facial hair, coffee snobbery and varied musical taste
15 minutes into coffee he said "I don't want a girlfriend or anything serious until I own a private jet" He was 23 and on Work For The Dole.
Met off Tinder, went out for lunch. What I thought would be a hipster turned out to be a skinny neckbeard fedorabro. Energy drink and all.
Two riding crops (one studded), rope, blindfold, handcuffs, ankle cuffs, collar and leash, ball gags, two buttplugs and one remote vibe.
As an Australian, https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e8/bf/cb/e8bfcb05374da8f9966c7d55c092ae86.jpg
Pure bred Himalayans we were lucky enough to rescue
I fucking hate being lactose intolerant.
Oi cunt we're not all like that, ya fuckin drongos.
Bet ya 900 dollarydoos the girl on the right is barely 18
BRB, gotta go call my old band conductor and tell her how much I miss her.
As an Australian, what the heck is all this white shit? Did someone lose all their cocaine?
The irony that as an Australian, I've matched with one of the WarBoys on tinder.
Sydney Supanova, big pop culture expo in Australia. Sydney one is always during the dead of winter. 13 degrees celcius outside.
HI ROSE I AM ALSO NAMED ROSE AND LOVE SLOTHS.