GrandmasterNAS

722 pts · November 26, 2017


Yes, Grandmaster is my title and first name, like Darth Vader except I was drunk for most of my journey and didn’t kill nearly as many younglings in the process.

Bro with a crow rhymed tho

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feliz Navidad from Denton, foo!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Corbin was too loyal, he would not leave his dad no matter how valiant the cause

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Huhuh you’re face is made of rubber huh huh” “Heheh go touch a teenager’s bunghole, douchebag heheh” “huhuh” “heheh”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even Ted Cruz looks like someone dressed him and air brushed him

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck, and I am out of Houston after a year and a half there! What kind of communities are you looking for? And interests? DM me

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I got the horses in the back”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s so bad too!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v My absolute favorite version of this

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yo, Denton!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trust me, talk to your doctor. That isn’t a side effect of the medicine, that’s the wrong dosage/combination. They will help fix that

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let it do so late on in life when you’re got no regrets!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, as long as you’re still having fun!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

H-Town holdin it down! Houstonian here too!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Down in Houston myself, but gonna move back to the DFW this summer!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I literally practiced this for like 5 minutes before posting because Christmas mimosas tell me it’s fine as is!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am a Texan myself! Share the band!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope you still had a wonderful Christmas despite the absolute horrid year we’ve had

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna get good enough to turn up in the studio and the club with this

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s good to know you’re safe! Hopefully nothing else happens, the news was definitely terrifying to hear on this supposed day of reprieve

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy Honda Days and Merry Truck Month!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas to you, fellow head scar owner! Although yours probably didn’t come about from being an idiot like mine, huh?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas from Texas! The city slicker parts, not the rides a horse to the crick parts

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas from Houston! Stay safe in TN right now, the news today has been pretty scary so far

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas and fuck this year for being so terrible all around! When my acting prospects aren’t so dry, I’ll need to hire your services

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas to you and your majestic kitty!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do love your hair, and in your defense, the dog is out in the snow posing to be majestic

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds useful. Wish I had a bra that could hold my stuff, but sadly I’m a member of the itty bitty titty committee

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it’s still hiding there

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0