722 pts · November 26, 2017
Yes, Grandmaster is my title and first name, like Darth Vader except I was drunk for most of my journey and didn’t kill nearly as many younglings in the process.
Bro with a crow rhymed tho
Feliz Navidad from Denton, foo!
Corbin was too loyal, he would not leave his dad no matter how valiant the cause
“Huhuh you’re face is made of rubber huh huh” “Heheh go touch a teenager’s bunghole, douchebag heheh” “huhuh” “heheh”
Even Ted Cruz looks like someone dressed him and air brushed him
Fuck, and I am out of Houston after a year and a half there! What kind of communities are you looking for? And interests? DM me
“I got the horses in the back”
It’s so bad too!
v My absolute favorite version of this
Yo, Denton!!!!
Trust me, talk to your doctor. That isn’t a side effect of the medicine, that’s the wrong dosage/combination. They will help fix that
Let it do so late on in life when you’re got no regrets!
Hey, as long as you’re still having fun!
H-Town holdin it down! Houstonian here too!
Down in Houston myself, but gonna move back to the DFW this summer!
Thank you! I literally practiced this for like 5 minutes before posting because Christmas mimosas tell me it’s fine as is!
I am a Texan myself! Share the band!!!
I hope you still had a wonderful Christmas despite the absolute horrid year we’ve had
I wanna get good enough to turn up in the studio and the club with this
It’s good to know you’re safe! Hopefully nothing else happens, the news was definitely terrifying to hear on this supposed day of reprieve
Happy Honda Days and Merry Truck Month!
Merry Christmas to you, fellow head scar owner! Although yours probably didn’t come about from being an idiot like mine, huh?
Merry Christmas from Texas! The city slicker parts, not the rides a horse to the crick parts
Merry Christmas from Houston! Stay safe in TN right now, the news today has been pretty scary so far
Merry Christmas and fuck this year for being so terrible all around! When my acting prospects aren’t so dry, I’ll need to hire your services
Merry Christmas to you and your majestic kitty!
I do love your hair, and in your defense, the dog is out in the snow posing to be majestic
Sounds useful. Wish I had a bra that could hold my stuff, but sadly I’m a member of the itty bitty titty committee
So it’s still hiding there
Bro with a crow rhymed tho
Feliz Navidad from Denton, foo!
Corbin was too loyal, he would not leave his dad no matter how valiant the cause
“Huhuh you’re face is made of rubber huh huh” “Heheh go touch a teenager’s bunghole, douchebag heheh” “huhuh” “heheh”
Even Ted Cruz looks like someone dressed him and air brushed him
Fuck, and I am out of Houston after a year and a half there! What kind of communities are you looking for? And interests? DM me
“I got the horses in the back”
It’s so bad too!
Yo, Denton!!!!
Trust me, talk to your doctor. That isn’t a side effect of the medicine, that’s the wrong dosage/combination. They will help fix that
Let it do so late on in life when you’re got no regrets!
Hey, as long as you’re still having fun!
H-Town holdin it down! Houstonian here too!
Down in Houston myself, but gonna move back to the DFW this summer!
Thank you! I literally practiced this for like 5 minutes before posting because Christmas mimosas tell me it’s fine as is!
I am a Texan myself! Share the band!!!
I hope you still had a wonderful Christmas despite the absolute horrid year we’ve had
I wanna get good enough to turn up in the studio and the club with this
It’s good to know you’re safe! Hopefully nothing else happens, the news was definitely terrifying to hear on this supposed day of reprieve
Happy Honda Days and Merry Truck Month!
Merry Christmas to you, fellow head scar owner! Although yours probably didn’t come about from being an idiot like mine, huh?
Merry Christmas from Texas! The city slicker parts, not the rides a horse to the crick parts
Merry Christmas from Houston! Stay safe in TN right now, the news today has been pretty scary so far
Merry Christmas and fuck this year for being so terrible all around! When my acting prospects aren’t so dry, I’ll need to hire your services
Merry Christmas to you and your majestic kitty!
I do love your hair, and in your defense, the dog is out in the snow posing to be majestic
Sounds useful. Wish I had a bra that could hold my stuff, but sadly I’m a member of the itty bitty titty committee
So it’s still hiding there