The Struggle
What’s your favorite color?
The Four Horsemen
Keep one eye on the horizon, and the other on the sea.
Those who know…
“I’ve got to start eating at home more.”
My niece is two and starting to talk
When I’m getting ready to downvote a long post-
417 BLAZE IT
[Screaming Intensifies]
So I’m standing there, covered in blood and wielding a chainsaw-
What flavor is a fossil?
When my girlfriend says chihuahuas are too aggressive:
Teachers beginning class on Day 98 of homeschooling through video chat-
Best Bromance 2019
When I get home and only have two hours before I need to sleep-
Dance for your candy.
Don’t run. We are your friends.
To all the users complaining that their posts are never appreciated.
‘Merica
It’s all about the simple things.
“You don’t have to drink to have a good ti-“
Sweet Zombie Jesus!!!
Imgur Black Magic
*Distant horse laughter
Footage of me avoiding my responsibilities, then slipping up and almost giving a shit.
How to get your unsociable friend to go to the movies.
When you see a post about a dead rabbit.
What is the highway velocity of an unladen moving truck?
An Imgur Haiku
I love character crossovers.
Me, 20 minutes after asking about all this talk concerning buttholes...
He ded
Okay, kids, get your knives ready.
Farewell, Number One.
“Everyone in the pool!!!”
Just logged on and...
Every. Fucking. Week.
Every. Fucking. Week. Part II
Nearly an hour’s worth of footage, and THIS is the thumbnail they went with.
Hey, wait a minute...
Shower Thought of the Day
Have you ever known the joys of clubbing goblin children?
You want HOW MANY cannons?
My grandmother on politics
Mr. Cesar Sayoc, everyone!!
When you have a hangnail, and you accidentally pull the skin back a little too far...
When it’s 2 in the afternoon, and I awaken to the song of a passing ice cream truck...
BWONG!!!
When you’re super excited to preen your rose garden, but also terrified because you have hemophilia.
“The Real Cool Place to Be a Kid.”
Aww, look at the cute little rabb- OH SWEET JESUS NO!!