GoobytheGoobinator

137 pts ยท April 13, 2019


Can't believe you're publicly posting your dick picks.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nonsense! That means we would have to slightly inconvenience ourselves in the short term in order to benefit ourselves for the long term. Ain't happening.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Absolutely beautiful and cool. ... But no damn way I'm doing that. People are lucky if I put enough into the wrapping to remember to face the shiny side of the aluminum foil OUT and write a name on it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You can still love stupid people without buying into what they believe. And so long as you're vacicnated, you can still go around them. Be happy and just focus on the fun things you all still have in common.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 16

Dear Everyone: I hate to break this to you... but the politicians you hope to vote out are only a symptom of the problem. The PEOPLE voting for them will vote new ones in if the old ones are taken out. DO NOT underestimate the amount of raw HATRED that the citizens of our country have for their own people. They ARE HAPPILY WILLING to vote in evil people who will HURT THEM, so long as they think you'll be hurt WORSE. The answer is making the country as unwelcome as possible to certain peeps.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Dear Everyone: He knows. And he doesn't care.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear Everyone: He knows. And he doesn't care.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeeeep.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DID YOU EAT THE LAST TWO?!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed. US has a considerably bigger population than Germany.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

The Eye of SauRamen.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oddly? I AM satisfied.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The parties only matter to the people not the politicians. It's good/bad cop tactics. They WANT us to think that we have friends among them.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a second, my dumbass thought that it BROKE and then the driver just picked it up with the other unbroken side. Lol!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It means something for the people. The politician? Only until elected. And then they become a part of the same machine. Good cop/ bad cop.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

He's like "Thanks, hun. You not lookin' too bad either~"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in this picture and I don't like it. My ex is in this picture and I like it even less.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah yeah. You're talented and more importantly, I succumb to your hotness. Now pour it down the crack of your ass and let me drink it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

$20 says she's a redhead.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

They HAVE to protect the children. How else will their clergy get laid? Be real, guys...

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

I have for years. Always get weird looks from people inside...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bold assumption that my wife and kids can't do better than me. But at least the perspective makes me feel good~

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you think militaries decrease the number of engagements out of concern for their soldiers' lives, I've got some really sad news for you.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4