GodMonster

20143 pts ยท October 30, 2011


I wonder if Bed, Bath and Beyond closed because Beyond got too busy with the meatless thing. Bed will probably be okay with their side hustle with breakfast, but I think Bath might be out of luck.

*Acoustic power saws.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 2b or not 2b. They're literary pencils.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mike doesn't rhyme with Jeff.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

(2/2)ysis.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Her analytical skills made me breathe heavy. It's hard to find a nice girl who's also into anal(1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Jeremy, we need to talk about all of these women you keep making appear. How do you expect us to feed them all, Jeremy? This has to stop.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2)It wouldn't work on a national scale but could be implemented locally, though I think America's too big to be governed at all as it is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, I actually favor an anarcho-syndicalist seizure of control with socialist structures voted by democratic rule. (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm socialist and anti-capitalist. Communism could work for a time but I think any system has to be regularly evaluated and adjusted.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Mine in 2001 was basically an anti-capitalist class. I suppose it depends on the teacher.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Hit me with a shot put. C'mon and hit me with a shot put. Hit me with a shot put. Fire away!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a way to cut a ball into a finite number of pieces such that the pieces can be reassembled into two balls identical to the original.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My favorite anagram for Banach-Tarski is Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I'm right now playing Ned Flanders as a tea-totaling dwarven cleric who's unclear on the actual intentions of his god.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A woman after my own heart, but unfortunately also my own pizza rolls.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're telling me women don't actually want Totino's Pizza Rolls?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Yeah but have you ever had a pot brownie... On weed?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Herbs such as rosemary, thyme and a bay leaf or two in with the vegetables as you're reducing them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, got the order wrong, you'll add the veg stock to the vegetable ends then strain before adding to the roux. You'll also want to use

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Juices from the dutch oven, strain the sauce and add the juices, then reduce for a lovely espagnole to serve over the roast.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And reduce while the roast is cooking. Add in a few tbsp of tomato paste and, while the roast is resting take some of the (3/whatever)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the pan that you used to carmelize the carrots make a dark roux, add in the vegetables and some vegetable stock (1/3, I lied)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take the off cuts of carrots, onion and celery and cook them until browned in butter about an hour before you take the roast out and (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took up hockey about a year ago. I also cut out sweet drinks in favor of tea and water. I'm right now trying to limit my snack intake.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm currently 5'7" and 240. I'm hoping that I can cut that number by 25% over the next few months. I'm already down 37 lbs so far.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good eye to you too, mate.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I tried the blue cup but I was still drinking alone in my living room.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carseat Headrest. They're from Seattle.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His shirt says "I leaf Ottawa." Where does he go?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0