GoIIum

60806 pts ยท June 12, 2015


Grew up on a river near Auenland and was crafted in the fires of Mount Doom. Found us in the filthy hands of my brother. We killed it and brought my precious into safety in a cafe. Filthy little hobbitzes stole it from us! My precious!

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Not pretending to be their parent but standing in for ceremonies that require another person, like walking down the isle.

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I only see the nose of the second clown

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Looks French to me

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Check one two, check check is the mic on?

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Poop

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He is completly right! We do remember him for the rules he broke.

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Hey!

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When I'm at touristy places my valuables are in zip pockets at the front. The closest someone got to stealing my phone was by asking what time it is and acting like he didn't understand me and trying to make me hold the phone towards them.

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This guy physics

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Disgusting! But where? And how much?

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You can't make this shit up

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The CEO can just edit the database directly and has done so before to edit comments.

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Upvoting because my butt was itchy when I read your comment.

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A site where you can post pics and gifs of John Oliver looking sexy.

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Mein Beileid!

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Yeah he just has some noise makers now

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Only during the pandemic!

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How the fuck does a grandpa survive getting drunk af?! I'm in my 30th and am sick days after

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