And the Oscar goes to....
Better than roses...
Is that a burrito?! No- it's just my pencil case...
Emergency first aid done right...
Chris Brown, the acorn
United Steaks of 'Murca...
It's a lay by the fire kinda day....
Qualudes and chill?
Sorry for the potato...
Seems to be enjoying it...
Can you beat my meat?
We need answers, George!!
when you're high af and gate crash your neighbours kids birthday party
When you're home alone and hear a noise, so you check every single room for murderers...
Always wear your seatbelt...
Buddy is going though a tough break up
Wife away, sun's out... the summer of Gm86....
the dream, the future...
Ugh...we get it, you do Crossfit....
Covers the cat nipples....
So, if you want to get treated differently at the library borrow this book...
ESPN: who's your fave singer?
Wait a minute, that's not my dog...
It's been a tough day for Ralphy, time to relax....
Everyone is worried about the Tornado warning and I'm busy laughing at the peep shaped cloud...
remember you were friends with this guy once....a long, long time ago
Calgary had a tornado today, no one really noticed...
Serious post. New internet scam doing the rounds...
hmm, I disagree with you on this album be Greenpeace
This is what happens when a seal swims into the glass...
Ted 17- midlife monotony
I'm relieved, we're going to be okay...
throwback Thursday?
Cat post equal internet love from strangers?
Pope spits a rhyme, his boy lays a beat
My life these days
hold on!
when the cat's away, the mice will live just above the poverty line....
How to sneak your dog into Walmart...
When you manage to make plans in the group chat....
The anticipation and the pain are real
NO RED SHELLS!!!
oh yeah...
Epic photobomb skills
comical title... ya know
Judge Joe- brave enough to tackle the cases Judy wouldn't touch...
BOOM...nailed it
I'm not jealous, just pointing something out
Might be an unnecessary trip....
And that, people, is the best person you can be...
With writing like this, I have no idea how it never won an Oscar
When you're robbing the convenience store but your outfit is on point
When you throw a pool party but no-one shows up...