I'm a part-time snow cone maker, and my husband is a professional silly putty artist. Our budget is 9 million
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These reviews on Fire and Fury
"OK what would you have done if I had given you my crayon?"
Reminds me of my younger endeavors
Make sure you block media by default
me irl
Exfoliate the older you
10/10 would take again
i don't remember this part of the game - batman probably
This is the effect of porch pirates
*Hits Blunt*
No harm no foul
deadbeat superman
Wing Stop Vs. Wendys
The Oval Office
3D Printed "This Is Fine"
The Oval Office 2
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Drug dealers aren't afraid to die. They're already killing each other every day on the streets, by the hundreds
Anyone else getting these annoying bot messages?
All hail sir nutmeg
“But if you forget to upvote Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Fuck your suit!
Team Human be like
if you dont cut my hair like this, dont even call me your barber
Repost haters be like..
Nollywood has stepped up its game
Found this gem
Job Titles Compilation
Screw you website!
Repost haters be like..
Imported snacks from Hawaii, Alloha Snackbar
Nigerian scammers tricked into sending "verification" pictures
No harm no Foul
I could feel the steam coming out my ears
Shots fired
Guy breaks it down on Family Fued
I only understood that last line
i am working on the 7th
I am the guardian now
Why amazon is awesome!
Just finished binge watching this on Netflix (again)
Ken M on juice
Every damn time
MRW im downvoting all the "tell me im pretty" selfies
Ken M on the Curiosity Rover
Minister of Belgium waffles
MRW theres one week left in the semester and im still passing
When i hear my bank balance after the weekend
MRW after seeing the last episode of Game of Thrones
It's weird now
Screw the current candidates !
MRW im home alone and i hear footsteps inside the house
I cant control it
When the girl needs subtle direction
Family guy did it!