Giraffehalf

1672 pts · April 29, 2019


Superman did fight President Lex Luthor and when he monologued/confessed to several crimes while roided up on Bane venom the Congress impeached and convicted him shortly after.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Peter’s reasoning was that he simply could not bear being responsible for yet another family member’s death. But it’s just bad writing. Just like when they erased his and MJs baby. They want Pete to be a perpetual 20 something bachelor and he was drifting toward mid thirties father figure so they did a hard reboot. Again. All it did was alienate fans.

2 weeks ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 0

Mix in half vanilla flavored sprite and it makes it even better.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Infinite money glitch. Go buy chips with canuckbucks, cash out for America bucks, convert to even more Canada cash, repeat.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sounds like we need a tax on campaign contributions too.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Preposterous. Next you’re gonna tell me Red Bull will not give me wings.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One tell Trump has when he’s lying is to accidentally tell a truth. Yes, false things are hard to believe.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They had four years to deliver consequences but chose to dither about instead.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don’t understand why this doesn’t happen every time anyone is swatted.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Neither side will get rid of the filibuster because then they will be expected to get things they ran on done when they are in the majority.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would not take long for markets to adjust to it though. Things that cost less than a quarter would be bundled to buy multiple quantities for a quarter etc. The volumes of items in ounces would be less gradual and more aligned with cutoffs based around quarter dollar segments.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dirt is like even slower motion gelatin.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Giraffes have two nipples and the calves can do all the things she described cow calves doing.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dyed diesel is for off road machinery so it’s exempt from some fuel taxes used to pay for roads. If it’s found in an on road vehicle then it’s a big fine for the tax cheat.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Supes isn’t actually strong. He has touch range telekinesis. So he can expand his TK field out and shatter the chain. It’s also why he can grab a plane by the wing and heft it without shattering the wing off. He wraps his TK field around an object he touches to keep it together.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It kind of was. The camel being a famously stubborn lot wouldn’t want to go through a tight space and would buck and resist, or just stop and refuse to move forward. What was being described was a difficult, but possible task, not a literally impossible task.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The powerful should be more scrutinized, not less.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That movie was missing a scene where his insurance got denied.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inflation is making coins irrelevant.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I don’t mind this one. We’ve launched a bunch of offensive wars under the name defense. It will be even less popular to do so if it’s honest.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When they’re walking they strut their stuff. Let them go on.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They went apeshit over Obama’s white mom being nude once before he was born. They don’t really care. All of their virtues are performative only.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, Y2K sent us all to the bad simulation.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a cup about half the size of an adult size cup most likely.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most nakedly corrupt for sure. Still hasn’t reached GWB’s body count so I guess it’s a matter on what scores more points to you.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harris would have been better but we still deserved a proper primary to pick the candidate who would’ve been even better still.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it was where no man has gone before but was changed. Man can be used in a broad sense to mean human but that usage has faded over time so now people more strictly associate it with one gender only. Language drifts over time.

7 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

A sport certainly not invented by two quick witted fellows to cover for being caught in a compromising position.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a boss once who was a member of the foundation. Was telling him that the Obamacare individual mandate originated from the Heritage foundation and his Fox News addled brain could not compute. Had to go find the original document and send it to him.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If a movie character spoke like Trump it would be panned for being poorly written and acted.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0