207617 pts ยท October 28, 2013
Hey, your mom hauled a bundle of sticks for 9 months and we're not mean enough to call her that!
Yeah, but Mary Elizabeth Winstead... Also, if you like either of those things, read Super Powereds. It's like Sky High, but in college.
I mean, one of them IS psychologist and she still runs to Ivy. Maybe this is why people like to buy so many plants...
Dating a stripper is like eating chips in church. People might judge you, but secretly they all want some damn chips.
Dude, it's not like they're running over the average American. One body isn't going to throw of the trajectory of a speeding car.
Sure, about as much as I regret buying the Hogwarts game. Which is probably still more than anybody has ever regretted a reaffirming surgery.
And yet, 10 is still the best.
Which is ironic, because this psycho is never getting engaged.
How often do you see the underside of the couch?
There's a reason I don't knock anybody dressing up for the movie...
Oof, at least when you pick their home, you can find one near a six flags, so they can watch you and your sister have fun.
She also hooked up with Gilderoy Lockhart, according to his wife.
OVERRATED? The movie friggin flopped and wasn't popular for years after the initial release.
Okay, so I'm gonna blow your mind... Check Netflix again.
I have that ability. Afterward, they learn that they probably could've gone without sex for a bit longer.
Uh-oh, somebody left the balloons out for a week after the birthday party...
As somebody who was in a VERY similar situation. It went... poorly. Turns out, questioning why she was still talking to him was a pretty good way of making her consider sleeping with the guy.
Dude, you use 3 monitors and a bitchin pc for AUTOCAD? I'm so sorry.
Just experienced a sensory deprivation tank last weekend. You'd be surprised how weird it is to not even feel the water while you're relaxing.
Jokes on you, I was going to be miserable anyway.
Must be a Rock Bass.
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
It isn't. If you get within arms reach of the dude, his weapon becomes as useful as his art degree.
Enchiladas?
Fabulous? He's practically flaming!
Honestly? Worked at a die caster and we had a similar but smaller event. Wait for it to cool, ram it with a fork lift, then replace floor.
Is that more modern medicine, or less passed on traits due to a lack of interest from the opposite sex?
Hey, your mom hauled a bundle of sticks for 9 months and we're not mean enough to call her that!
Yeah, but Mary Elizabeth Winstead... Also, if you like either of those things, read Super Powereds. It's like Sky High, but in college.
I mean, one of them IS psychologist and she still runs to Ivy. Maybe this is why people like to buy so many plants...
Dating a stripper is like eating chips in church. People might judge you, but secretly they all want some damn chips.
Dude, it's not like they're running over the average American. One body isn't going to throw of the trajectory of a speeding car.
Sure, about as much as I regret buying the Hogwarts game. Which is probably still more than anybody has ever regretted a reaffirming surgery.
And yet, 10 is still the best.
Which is ironic, because this psycho is never getting engaged.
How often do you see the underside of the couch?
There's a reason I don't knock anybody dressing up for the movie...
Oof, at least when you pick their home, you can find one near a six flags, so they can watch you and your sister have fun.
She also hooked up with Gilderoy Lockhart, according to his wife.
OVERRATED? The movie friggin flopped and wasn't popular for years after the initial release.
Okay, so I'm gonna blow your mind... Check Netflix again.
I have that ability. Afterward, they learn that they probably could've gone without sex for a bit longer.
Uh-oh, somebody left the balloons out for a week after the birthday party...
As somebody who was in a VERY similar situation. It went... poorly. Turns out, questioning why she was still talking to him was a pretty good way of making her consider sleeping with the guy.
Dude, you use 3 monitors and a bitchin pc for AUTOCAD? I'm so sorry.
Just experienced a sensory deprivation tank last weekend. You'd be surprised how weird it is to not even feel the water while you're relaxing.
Jokes on you, I was going to be miserable anyway.
Must be a Rock Bass.
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.
It isn't. If you get within arms reach of the dude, his weapon becomes as useful as his art degree.
Enchiladas?
Fabulous? He's practically flaming!
Honestly? Worked at a die caster and we had a similar but smaller event. Wait for it to cool, ram it with a fork lift, then replace floor.
Is that more modern medicine, or less passed on traits due to a lack of interest from the opposite sex?