GingeraffeTW

207617 pts ยท October 28, 2013


Hey, your mom hauled a bundle of sticks for 9 months and we're not mean enough to call her that!

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but Mary Elizabeth Winstead... Also, if you like either of those things, read Super Powereds. It's like Sky High, but in college.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, one of them IS psychologist and she still runs to Ivy. Maybe this is why people like to buy so many plants...

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Dating a stripper is like eating chips in church. People might judge you, but secretly they all want some damn chips.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Dude, it's not like they're running over the average American. One body isn't going to throw of the trajectory of a speeding car.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Sure, about as much as I regret buying the Hogwarts game. Which is probably still more than anybody has ever regretted a reaffirming surgery.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

And yet, 10 is still the best.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Which is ironic, because this psycho is never getting engaged.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How often do you see the underside of the couch?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

There's a reason I don't knock anybody dressing up for the movie...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oof, at least when you pick their home, you can find one near a six flags, so they can watch you and your sister have fun.

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

She also hooked up with Gilderoy Lockhart, according to his wife.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OVERRATED? The movie friggin flopped and wasn't popular for years after the initial release.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, so I'm gonna blow your mind... Check Netflix again.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have that ability. Afterward, they learn that they probably could've gone without sex for a bit longer.

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Uh-oh, somebody left the balloons out for a week after the birthday party...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

As somebody who was in a VERY similar situation. It went... poorly. Turns out, questioning why she was still talking to him was a pretty good way of making her consider sleeping with the guy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, you use 3 monitors and a bitchin pc for AUTOCAD? I'm so sorry.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just experienced a sensory deprivation tank last weekend. You'd be surprised how weird it is to not even feel the water while you're relaxing.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, I was going to be miserable anyway.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must be a Rock Bass.

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It isn't. If you get within arms reach of the dude, his weapon becomes as useful as his art degree.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Enchiladas?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fabulous? He's practically flaming!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly? Worked at a die caster and we had a similar but smaller event. Wait for it to cool, ram it with a fork lift, then replace floor.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Is that more modern medicine, or less passed on traits due to a lack of interest from the opposite sex?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7