GimpChimp

988 pts · August 2, 2015


Long time Zerg Unit that may attack only when burrowed.

Best way I can describe it is how judges assign punitive damages to the injured party. If you fuck around when the authority is simply performing their duty, the force should be punitive and neutralize the threat. This should never be allowed to resemble a boxing match.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Ahh, yes… much like Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did you mean “implore”?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay but it said 100 times their body weight but the subtitles said 130%. Those aren’t comparable at all!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Okay but #13 said more than one hundred times their body weight, but the subtitles said 130%. Those aren’t comparable at all!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, just those genetically predisposed to twins!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yoda would walk down to the beach, where seagulls would attack him.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Not if you order on that day. It holds no meaning any other day.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

They didn’t ask for a flow chart depicting number of outcomes. They asked about the chances of said outcomes.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sheltered homeless are still homeless. We have around 550,000 as of 2020.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With brains smaller than acorns, I wouldn’t give them credit for such reasoned thinking!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well that’s just pafetic…

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard to reevaluate our priorities if never we never take a step black to reconsider them.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Being in a job that values empathy and morality doesn’t equate to being a doormat. Recent teacher shortages prove we’re worth more than that

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Been doing this all 11 years I’ve taught. In fact, it was recommended by veteran teachers. Other professions use pto, we get sick days.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but the award is quite fragile…

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

r/BirdsArentReal

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is the way!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Swedes and Icelanders have entered the chat.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This gif? Even older! It’s from a long time ago.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/nothingeverhappens

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You’re staring up a dude’s bum… why a dude, you ask? The dangly bits…

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For those without the product on hand, corn starch works well as a coagulant. Our dog has white and black nails…learned the hard way :(

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big Honkin’ Tiddies...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, you responded to written text twice. Congrats on the impressive text to speech software!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah? I think Brexit may want a word...

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fuck right off with your WhatsApp bullshit...

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yet here’s your sorry butt. What a snowflake.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0