Secret Gambit lines
My Girlfriend drew a thing!
When it's at the end of the semester and you go to a dining hall
Say hello to your next president.
Trying to wait for my packages...
My girlfriend drew a thing!
You like Jazz?
Feeling upset after this election?
MFW I feel a Falcon Punch in my pants
Trying to write a research paper for the first time.
Art
Not 100% sure if this is unpopular
Seeing Warframe's new update has me like
Boobes, Dicks, whatever it may be...
Wink
The first thing I ever favorited (Text Faces)
When she says she wants to "try something new"
But whose voice do you read this in?
A pretty good trade off
When they start coming, and they don't stop coming.
Post your favorite Dr. Evil Quotes/Pictures/Gifs
Everyone's face who didn't vote for Trump
When you try to be something you're not.
Not sure what to do
Bang Bang Bang Bang
Hey everyone, my girlfriend is an artist! (Shameless Promotion)
When I see my friend go guru
ALL HAIL
When I go to a petting zoo and the zookeeper says "no touching the animals"
Ignore the daily sluts, Downvote random faces instead.
Imgur's Reaction When i'm 19847843548 points from happiness
Wait, what?
MRW a friend tells me a joke and it's super dooty
That feeling when you're going to be alone in your dorm for a night.
When the school bully spends too much time on the internet
MRW She got the booty
MRW I post a picture of Michael Cena
MRW I come up with a clever plan to get Hitler on the FP
<3
We ended up in a brawl about it
I was told to enjoy the little things
MRW I need to read a book for school
Dancing is cool and all, but we should never let animal mating die
Trying to score some points for Hitler
I don't care how many points this gets
When you're the Jarl but your crew is talkin' shit
No comment
MRW My mom complains about everything I do, but then compliments me afterwards.
MRW I forgot how to fast travel
MRW I'm a football player and someone asks me what Au stands for
When you go out hunting and find a hobo who likes your clothes
Witty title
MRW I get half my points by mis-quoting Hitler
Can't correct this
In response to all the Robin Williams posts
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossib