Get2DaChapa

3137 pts · October 26, 2015


When I pay off my student loans I am going to get a mortgage to buy a house. Oh wait, credit card debt. Darn.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dang it Cheryl, cut a slice or take the whole damn thing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the easy part. The diet is where people mess up. You can go to the gym all you can but if u eat crap, u going to look like it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that how babies are made?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take a picture of yourself now and another a year after your offspring is born. It is going to take a toll.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Life is hard

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put your dick in it.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Honestly never got any viruses from any of those. And I download a ton of “stuff”.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’ll be dead before he start talking full sentences.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably more bugs ground up in the flour they used to make the crust

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing no one want to have kids with me. #selfloath #uglypersonality #uglyphysically

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Gamwstop would still only give 5 bucks.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still got this in vhs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Picked up 3 sti’s in one slide.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I interview with them for a Seattle position. Which meant I would have had to move from my huge 750 month apt to a closet size apt for 1800.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You worry about that after you graduate or drop out.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a great pussy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always have a backup cake or even cup cakes if you a broke ass.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Looks like a tail end of a joint.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pendejo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the KonMari technique?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bitch is shook

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

GMC. Wouldn’t that vehicle have onstar?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She forgot the trap in her snatch.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Looks like someone shit in the urinal.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that thinks foxes are half cat and half dog?

6 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 8

Blue balls

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

end result...

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1