Tonight we are eating CHOCOLATE AND TATER TOTS!
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Where’s GeneralGeorgeWashington when we need him?
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Sawdusted
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I’d fuck me
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Truffuckle shuffle
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For future use
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Easily my favorite president
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Pretty much
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MRW Little Drummer Boy comes on the radio the day before Halloween
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Damn straight
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ONE WEINER NEXT TO ANOTHER WEINER!
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Delicious
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Arnold Schwinganegger
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HEY YOU GUYS!
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God bless our troops and our puppers
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Whatever happened to GeneralGeorgeWashington?
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Have you heard of the high elves?
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Exactly
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Yes he said this
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MRW the clock strikes midnight and just like that, Halloween is over
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All numbskulls
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It’s almost Halloween
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I AM THE DANGER!
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President Trump apparently left a good impression on some who met with him during his visit to Pittsburgh.
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I’d let her open my pickle jar
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Pilot showed up to our flight in a rather unsettling Halloween costume
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Existence is pain, Jerry.
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One weiner next to another weiner
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MRW people say my acting is pretty wooden
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Delicious
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Holy smokes
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MRW Black Friday approaches
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Coming soon
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TMW I get into a fight with a street performer
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Best carving ever. Very beautiful. Amazing.
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MRW someone says that Alan Rickman’s best role is Severus Snape
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MRW an Imgurian reposts OC and makes it onto the front page
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Smashing
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BY GRABTHAR’S HAMMER!
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Top of St. Peter’s Basilica
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The best pumpkin. Tremendous actually. Very bigly.
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By Grabthar’s hammer, what a woman!
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MRW my female coworker tells me she’s getting back together with her alcoholic and abusive boyfriend bc “he’s changed”
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Pretty much
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I want to believe
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Jack might be the Pumpkin King, but Trump is the Pumpkin President
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She’s so high, high above me. She’s so lovely.
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By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a woman!
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MRW it’s almost Friday
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God bless Chick-fil-A
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Captain Picard is a badass, but I’m still the better captain
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Prepping for Thanksgiving
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MRW I ask my waitress for a Coke, and she hands me a bottle
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On yesterday’s flight, the pilot showed up to our plane dressed in his Halloween costume
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!
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