GermanEngineering

54 pts ยท December 25, 2016


So a Dog War must be the good shit or?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To all my brothers out there working as "the IT guy" layer 8 errors are worse than everything else together.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I read super Heroin... Then I tought super heroin' could be a way to write it and they're propably super high...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make a bunch of them for a party. The green stuff for one of them is Wasabi.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was the first F*ckparade in Berlin. Technoviking in the leader position.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This stuff is just pure molten sugar and over 100 Bazillion degrees hot. It'll melt your skin as soon as you touch it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats because German engineering is already well known in most places.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just imagine the momories of the guys after walking into this room.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is the Weed?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually WOW. I'm from Germany and Nijmegen is about 25km (or about 15.5 Miles for Trump Nation) and I buy my Weed in the Coffeshops there.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Me: "Alright Doggo, I'll just buy this tablesaw. Would you please carry it for me?" Doggo: "How did he know I'm a Jew? F*ckin Germans!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 100% proud of you sweetheart.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. We're efficient. Got to work now. Bye.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can also confirm. German "Bund" is mostly used as a short form for "Bundeswehr", the Army in Germany.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0