Genjio

130655 pts ยท February 22, 2015


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Am I doing the Instagram thing right guys?

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So that's what those dance moves were all about....it all makes sense now!

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You can't handle this!

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Don't forget to grab a cup of non-fat organic beef milk for $4.99 while you're at it!

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Corgeta, what does the scouter say?!

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A whole new world!

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Didn't see that coming

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The All American: Delivering Freedom to all who oppose at 1300 fps

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Looks like he caught a glimpse of the land down under

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Some mornings start off better than others......

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The Keebler Elves are always watching......

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Mother of god, his penis must be concave to drive such a monster!

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Gator needs his Gat bitch!

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Every.Single.Fluggle.Fucking.Puppy.Time!

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Japan....you make my flesh snorkel confousaled O_o

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Was in Wal-Mart and caught these two stiffs boning in aisle 5!

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How to check your blind spot before changing lanes in the north during winter

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Instagram Bitches be like.....

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Presenting: The Baby Sling!

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Yo Dawg.....

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Objects in the mirror may embody freedom more than they appear

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*Hits blunt*

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The feels......excuse me whilst I deposit them within this pillow of emotions!

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My training for the new Battlefront is going well!

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Coming soon to a northern states near you!

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"Hey! Get back here copper, I got a bone to pick with you!"

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Duke is a very "special" dog when it comes to going for walks

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When you're in trouble and mom calls dad at work and he wants to "have a word with you"

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Avenge me father!

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They just stood by and let it happen! D=

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This is the type of situation that Tumblr dreams about

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Alright fellas, lets hit tha sho-

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Tumblr's 8th Edition.......

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Did some weakling mention Crossfit in this bitch?!

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I guess that's why the yellow one is packed full of nuts...

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You also manually hold your jaw closed......

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Swiggity swooty, Imma commin for dat meaty ass booty!

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I'm sorry but there cannot be a witty title due to the Alligator Anus clogging up the screen......

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"Times are tough on the farm when you can't bring home the bacon"-Wilbur

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Sorry ladies...but rules are rules

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Have you ever wondered what happen to the kid that always stole and huffed the scented markers in class when you were a kid?

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Whale gentlemen, let's plow through this week shall we?

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I'm sure it is filled dick snot and has a scent remeniscent of an abandon tuna factory on the southeast coast in summer......

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You know what is worse than wet socks?

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Told that drunk bitch to hang around for a while

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Swiggity swooty, imma comin for dat booty!

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When you're tired of waiting for dick beaters to start flying....

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When you think you're clicking on a NSFW link and it turns out to be a NSFL gif!

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We must go deeper!

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Do not adjust your screen...you're now entering a realm of ignorance

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Are you satisfied with your help today sir?

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He missed his oppurtunity to nead the sourdough

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"Your move ya pillock tea slurping ninnies!"- Sincerely Murica

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MRW the teacher finally says we are free to go and I have to go lay a chocolate thunder monkey

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MRW the uppity TSA Agent thought they were patting contraband in my pants

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