Am I doing the Instagram thing right guys?
So that's what those dance moves were all about....it all makes sense now!
You can't handle this!
Don't forget to grab a cup of non-fat organic beef milk for $4.99 while you're at it!
Corgeta, what does the scouter say?!
A whole new world!
Didn't see that coming
The All American: Delivering Freedom to all who oppose at 1300 fps
Looks like he caught a glimpse of the land down under
Some mornings start off better than others......
The Keebler Elves are always watching......
Mother of god, his penis must be concave to drive such a monster!
Gator needs his Gat bitch!
Every.Single.Fluggle.Fucking.Puppy.Time!
Japan....you make my flesh snorkel confousaled O_o
Was in Wal-Mart and caught these two stiffs boning in aisle 5!
How to check your blind spot before changing lanes in the north during winter
Instagram Bitches be like.....
Presenting: The Baby Sling!
Yo Dawg.....
Objects in the mirror may embody freedom more than they appear
*Hits blunt*
The feels......excuse me whilst I deposit them within this pillow of emotions!
My training for the new Battlefront is going well!
Coming soon to a northern states near you!
"Hey! Get back here copper, I got a bone to pick with you!"
Duke is a very "special" dog when it comes to going for walks
When you're in trouble and mom calls dad at work and he wants to "have a word with you"
Avenge me father!
They just stood by and let it happen! D=
This is the type of situation that Tumblr dreams about
Alright fellas, lets hit tha sho-
Tumblr's 8th Edition.......
Did some weakling mention Crossfit in this bitch?!
I guess that's why the yellow one is packed full of nuts...
You also manually hold your jaw closed......
Swiggity swooty, Imma commin for dat meaty ass booty!
I'm sorry but there cannot be a witty title due to the Alligator Anus clogging up the screen......
"Times are tough on the farm when you can't bring home the bacon"-Wilbur
Sorry ladies...but rules are rules
Have you ever wondered what happen to the kid that always stole and huffed the scented markers in class when you were a kid?
Whale gentlemen, let's plow through this week shall we?
I'm sure it is filled dick snot and has a scent remeniscent of an abandon tuna factory on the southeast coast in summer......
You know what is worse than wet socks?
Told that drunk bitch to hang around for a while
Swiggity swooty, imma comin for dat booty!
When you're tired of waiting for dick beaters to start flying....
When you think you're clicking on a NSFW link and it turns out to be a NSFL gif!
We must go deeper!
Do not adjust your screen...you're now entering a realm of ignorance
Are you satisfied with your help today sir?
He missed his oppurtunity to nead the sourdough
"Your move ya pillock tea slurping ninnies!"- Sincerely Murica
MRW the teacher finally says we are free to go and I have to go lay a chocolate thunder monkey
MRW the uppity TSA Agent thought they were patting contraband in my pants