GenericLifeguard

5553 pts ยท August 5, 2014


I am a swimmer, soon to be competing powerlifter, and unbeknownst to many, a lifeguard. There should be a selfie here. If interested in receiving one, message me. If not, just assume I look like a generic lifeguard.

Awesome!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From what I've heard, your best bet is to get naked, sit on the floor, and let out a cataclysmic fart. They should stop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a 747 to me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is something I never knew I needed to see.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

It's really funny when you brace into your belt and one squeezes out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I train for powerlifting and I will tell you, a heavy deadlift is worse in terms of fart risk.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's pretty obvious that he's on PED's. That's part of the sport at this level.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He did something similar to a farmers walk, too different to compare to this.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh no doubt on that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? I might as well take a welding class and make one myself.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I could totally pull off the Lt. Dangle look.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Power racks are a solid investment, I think you should.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Squat days are my favorite!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He was talking about contrast an how darkness makes the light that much lighter.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't believe that is how I wrote that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For guys who work out, it is an unpopular opinion. Apparently, seven people give at least one fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a compliment to me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not if an airway is blocked.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The slide, it could get caught somehow on the slide. Most likely a slide manufacturers rule to avoid lawsuits.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yup, though patrons rarely read the signs. She didn't know the context as to why he was telling her to take her shirt off.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Accurate depiction of events. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Odd way to start a sentence.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I want it so bad.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good info, didn't think about that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Porsche Turbo? Restore it and it will be worth sooo much money.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, +1 for being an actual unpopular opinion.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Reposts I mostly downvote, but uninteresting posts I just ignore. Posts in bad taste are the only ones I typically downvote.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't lie!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopefully no one comments on your "Voganity."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0