GenericAfricanDictator

66267 pts · May 26, 2014


Name: - His highness, Dr Pastor Sir African Dictator phd. Place of birth: - Africa (somewhere in the middle-ish) Hobbies: - Corruption - Oppression - Knitting - Genocide

Am I doing this right?

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btw, the South African Department of Health hands out free flavoured condoms, nationwide. #TMYK

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Name book we had when my little sis was born. Eventually named her Zoe... could've been so much better

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Red-head freckle thursday...

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Noticed Imgur has a new fetish... so I did a thing.

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When a bitch call you fake but they never even took the time to get to know you

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Ramona Bachman ducks out of a challenge. heh.

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We spent so much time wondering if we could, we didn't stop to think if we should

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My Prince :(

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Do you think Jesus would seed his torrents?

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Goddamnit, Number 4! They where at Church! Praying! How could you?!

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Mother gave birth to her brother and sister

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Awesome freeckick routine Notts County Ladies vs Arsenal Ladies

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when the football gets to clingy

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when you're just about to slam the door shut and a customer sneaks in at 20:59

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"hahahahaha he slipped, now is my cha... ᵃʷʷ".

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ESPN's "Top 20 Athletes Of The Past 20 Years", features 15 Americans and 9 in the top 10. lol, k.

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Black Twitter! Get your Black Twitter! Only 2% Repost, or your upvote back! T's and C's apply.

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MFW I ask for no pickles in my burger and they give me pickles but I still eat it anyway because I'm too socially awkward to make a scene

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mrw someone is telling a joke and I beat them to the punchline because life is a competition and I always come first (yes, including sex)

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why u do dis fam?

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Internet challenge #1. Find picture of Daniel Ricciardo NOT smiling. Ready. Google. Go!

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Christians watching the Westboro Baptist Church do anything like...

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Son: "Daddy, this kid at school is bullying me" Me:"No son of mine gets bullied. I'm gonna march over there put that kid in his pla.... HOLYFUKINGSHITBALLS!

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when you get dressed fresh af to go out but the rest of yo squad still getting dressed and it feels like every second you're waiting you're outfit is losing it's freshness...

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When you post something on Imgur you're sure is gonna make fp and you keep coming back to look at the points like...

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Day 0.045 into diet...

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MRW I spend 50 minutes compiling a statement of financial position and it doesn't balance...

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MRW when the remote isn't working properly

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MRW when walking past a coffee store and I see bae with another man...

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what browsing Imgur on an American public holiday feels like

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when your mom makes you meet your socially awkward cousin...

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when yo mamma walk out of the room after whoopin' you in front of your friends

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"just look at the way she acts, she was just asking for it". - seals, probably

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Just watched a movie at my friends house this weekend. He has a surround sound system. This was me for 120mins.

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2015. Words to live by.

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"Your Manuscript Is Good and Original, But What is Original Is Not Good; What Is Good Is Not Original"

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when wrapping gifts, that glorious moment when you're looking for the start of the tape and your nails rolls over that little bump. hnnnggh. #justchristmasthings

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You should see my therapist. Washington, George Washington.

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Australians and Canadians reacting to 10° weather

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Just a quiet night out, holding hands with the person you love most #justkanyethings

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superbowl *clicks next* katy perry *clicks next* superbowl *clicks next* kittens *clicks ne...* *clicks back* *upvotes* *favourites* *click next* superbow...

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MRW I'm trying to run away from my obligations but Imgur is over-capacity

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this cow is clearly 12 years old and plays COD in his spare time

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Are the nationwide ads gone yet?

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Everybody hating on Kristen Stewart's acting range. Let's see you pull of a tipsy pterodactyl on the dancefloor New Goth City rager who can't believe you wore THAT shirt with THOSE shoes.

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"shhh. No sounds now. Only dreams."

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"haha, and then I sai..." *remembers awkward conversation from 10 years ago* (ಠ_ಠ)

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The year is 2029...

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that feeling when you wrap a gift so well and now feel bad knowing someone is just gonna rip it all up in seconds. Savages.

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I recently celebrated that thing about Myself and my mom's vagina for the 20th time. Here are some things I've learnt.

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"Ms Perry, OP and Derp are talking". Remember that kid? Fuck that kid.

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RIP, you beautiful bastard.

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What it feels like pretending to be an adult and fully functional member of society. I thought a bond payment is what we owed blockbuster for renting Casino Royale.

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MFW uploading a pic of an attractive girl in a blatant attempt at upvote-whoring, watching the ensuing battle between the dowvote fairies and the horny 14-year olds

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sorta like the smell of a freshly printed assignment crossed with herbal tea.

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when you meet someone with B/O so bad, it makes you go all nehrgherghflergh

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