GenericActionMan

1896 pts ยท September 3, 2015


New and improved for your ocular pleasure! Visual slop for your consumption troughs! Now with added flavor shards and 23% less arsenic!

Peasants like myself can't afford it. I take 635 to avoid George Bush.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In FONV's quarry mission there's a queen and an alpha male deathclaw.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Evil Dead? Yessssssssssssss

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks a little "dick in a box" to me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my body, this is my blood. This one's for eating, this one's for fun.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds like you're trying to get rid of some apache helicopters you have laying around your back yard. Never buy apaches in bulk.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

C.L.I.T. commander.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Skeletons always smile

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that gun's not an adult caliber. Must be for the kiddies.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eh, I've been with worse.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awe, that poor thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Responsibility's cool but there's more things in life like getting your dick rode all fucking night.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I've never gotten a girl preggers by shooting into her "exhaust" port.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

People kill themselves by choosing to eat it on a daily basis.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Oh yeah? Well, I want yahoo! Chat from 98 back.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I want imgur from 2 years ago back.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 8

All I can think of is the old comic Magnus: Robot Fighter

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite horror movie is now my favorite pumpkin carving.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And his name is Magnus? Awesome!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pity party, table of one. You're ready to be seated.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Howdy howdy howdy

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Loss prevention monitors store bill outs, yearly inventory, etc.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dem legs tho. Damn!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Please elaborate on these "things" you speak of.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The USA's taste in music is a reflection of its education system's lack of funding towards the arts.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

Ho-ly shitballs

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The guy on the cover of God's Little Acre must be a farmer because he's about to plow the pasture and plant his seeds.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes, life hits you like a truck, but so will your wife if you say she looks like a truck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0