GeneralMarshtomp

14035 pts ยท December 20, 2012


Hi, I'm 20, procrastinating in college. I like Marshtomp (shh, don't tell anyone). I also like fire, watching people do stupid things, and honoring America, so this post fits: http://imgur.com/a/zW4Bc?gallery My two goals in life are to one day make it to the front page and have pecs like this guy: http://imgur.com/EHkok0E

I still have my old Gameboy. It feels wonderful getting a wonderful piece of history

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw dang it Vegeta, he used Self Destruct. I hate it when they do that.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

One down, eight to go

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fall of Rainbow Road too... without being drunk.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't fall away... leave me to myself.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright, but, back to the hockey thing. IDK why they would take an injured player out of the game. First thing is to apply ice right?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you bend it in an odd way now?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and said I'd be fine

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

anyway, he scratched some of the skin off my eyelid and just below my eye. I got out of the water n asked for a wipe to get rid of the blood

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was practice.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... his hand was the first thing to hit me, which hit me right between the eyes, breaking my goggles and scratching part of the skin off...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... one day in practice, I pushed off the wall while doing laps and I crashed into a guy who was right behind me. Somehow...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That deserves respect, and the top one is shameful. I mean, I am a swimmer, LEAST possible contact in any sport (if you can call it one)...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you see the post that states "Soccer players pretend they're hurt. Hockey players pretend they're not"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I figured as much, I didn't want to say "and I don't have any measurable skill with skating" for risk of sounding stupid

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on which Stanley that is. But I prolly couldn't get it either way considering I don't know any Stanleys

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, good job! You get a cookie

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would then resemble the AFC conference game.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Atleast he's hitting Zoidberg with the safest thing he's holding.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I'm all in. That's all I got.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I had a Starburst Stream upvote gif for this.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/D7KqKQo

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But... I said to stop... oh well. It's LNI

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop turning us on and get back to work!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always upvote people upvoting Zoidberg.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh-ho! The stakes are rising. (Although I did favorite it with the upvote, you beat me to the punch)

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

K. Nose goes who starts it!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's nothing wrong with that. I thought Shelly was kinda hot.

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I have already seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

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