Geezthisguy

12124 pts ยท July 29, 2018


Stole a couple, so by the decree of meme acquisition, +1

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad told me not to dance on a fat person's grave or else I would become fat. Because that's how he got fat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll go all Icarus in that solar snatch, you dont know me.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The earth is a rhombus.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The hiatal hernia is part of the diaphragm pushing up through to the esophagus. I believe. Been 7 years since my diagnosis, and I am no doc!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Couple years. I have a history of stomach issues, like a hiatal hernia. If I could snort imodium I would lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is that?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I accidentally washed my anti anxiety meds. Now all my clothes have a relaxed fit.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is football

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got me; call me Caitlyn

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...I'll swallow my pride here, what does that mean lol

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And happy birthday to you!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Preach away man. This is my first cat that's solely mine so I'm open to all advice!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey man, they're just saying what we're all thinking!

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure this is why I have anxiety now.

6 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 3

If I'm thinking of the right one, my ex is up there all the time so, you're safe my friendo

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That complex looks crazy familiar...Westminster?

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Honestly, mad props to Brad. Did not think he could hold his own

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Neat.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Emilio Estevez?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thank you kindly, but I haven't unlocked messaging on here as of this moment

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Thats cuz Quartz dances to "Cats in the Cradle"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate these +1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't tell you how many shitty days this song has gotten me through. Oh wait, yes I can; 514.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shes like the Snow White of Florida

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Is that a Grand or Greater Soul Gem?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0