GeauxTime504

1557 pts · June 3, 2019


He’s looking rough as hell at 38. I’m in 40’s and I don’t look like someone beat me with a set of binford steel wrenches like he does.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

If my husky can’t jump in my bed there was no point in adopting her.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder roads. They put you to sleep the second you hit the board with the flawless rhythm ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PO-Boy ain’t right neither

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

My husky does this frequently. She forgets her tongue is out and forgets she is flooding the floor in drool

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

This is why I tell my kids I’ll beat their ass for running around our pool

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No sorry. I am ashamed at the stupid here too.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unions are a blue thing

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You forgot New Orleans and San Antonio.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jamaican cops tho. Took a whole pack of my AA batteries and a pack of chewing gum once.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 lbs of cancer is less than 10 lbs of cancer. #themoreyouknow Also, when I get cancer I insist my dr tells me how bad it is in pounds.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 6

Thanks. I think it’s too dry in north Texas. Sprinklers run 2x a day and it can’t save my St Augustine.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What region are you in and what variation of grass is that? And can it win a battle with Texas Bahia grass?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They all have a purpose. And that’s culling the rodent population. I live in the country so they won’t bother others.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha they know. They just don’t like nope-ropes. I honestly don’t even care for killing the generous ones. I just relocate them.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His head isn’t diamond shaped and he has no pits. You can also tell from their underside scales, but I highly discourage that method.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Straight to jail

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And if you don’t pay they can seize your shit.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And they need to tell you up front whether they take your insurance.

5 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

This explains why my shirts are getting smaller

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got jean shorts, Nike air monarchs, a polo shirt, Kid’s aged 14, 17 and 20 and a smoker that tows behind my truck. So woulda done this.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Shave his belly with a rusty razor... early in thy morn’.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Honestly I just saw the speedometer. ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I thought it looked like a delta 88

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I have poor interpretation skills. We prolly ought to not write a book together.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like astonishment.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0