GalacticConquest

471128 pts · April 16, 2017


Let me hug you!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Looks like they didn’t forget their swim trunks!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Only thing stopping total world domination is... neck muscles!

7 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 0

Obviously a metaphor for how mondays creep up on us.

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

And a shell.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For anyone worried about the stunts, he’s using a dummy in those parts.

7 years ago | Likes 811 Dislikes 6

This hunts at a man in Lenoir County not Leland

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn’t the stipulation that the jet of flame couldn’t exceed five feet? So it’s not really a flame thrower but rather a flame... pusher?

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Make no mistake, he was an incredibly accomplished martial artist. It’s just this particular video is fake

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only it were real.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but it’s still cool!

7 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 2

Professor X fell onto hard times when his got stolen. Namely the floor.

7 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

7 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

By his logic your first priority is and always should be hugging him, not some treacherous human.

7 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 3

My favorite evidence of this is the Christmas sweater. You can tell he put a lot of effort into being a fun teacher for his students

7 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 0

Brit?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just because you peli-CAN doesn’t me you peli-SHOULD!

7 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 1

They asked politely

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Class should be a virtue of all sports fans.

7 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

The first words you heard coming into the world <3

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I lichen you too

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She stays away from ones like you though, as she doesn't like splinters.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What comic is this from again? I’ve seen a couple around and was curious.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it didn’t shave!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have self-driving delivery now? Goddamn.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure thing

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