GAMBLE812

1476 pts ยท December 30, 2011


Oh, I'm so nervous. I don't know what to say about myself... Uhh...Vote for me, and I will make all of your wildest dreams come true.

I've been with my girlfriend since I was 13, it's been 8 years and we are still together. Sometimes teenagers are in love and stay that way.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there is no other job more thrilling and terrifying at the same time. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

engine, tanker, tower, quint, rescue, or squad. (source: am a firefighter) (2/2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joke ruiner alert: By and large fire trucks have 6 or 10, you might find tiller trucks have 8 but they are less common than a typical (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has been a long winter without the suns warming embrace.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of our crews had to have the fire department cut out the side of a trailer type home to get a lady out. I believe she was DOA.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Our trucks are governed at 95.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goobers

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I see is a horse being reflected onto a table. Nothing to see here.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This comment still in development.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That font makes me more uncomfortable than the content.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This makes me uncomfortable

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take "Things that definitely did not happen for $800."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's nice honey.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

commentur

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/r/trees is leaking

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

pluplupluplupluplupluplup

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

legs.exe has crashed. Try restarting the program.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll allow it!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It didn't work. The Aloe Vera didn't relieve my sunburn and tasted horrible. 1/10 Would not recommend.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

except CRF and L

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally irrelevant, but I also spell my name Zak. People don't get it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With my experience, the drunk is rarely worse off than the person he/she hit. Source: Firefighter/EMT

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually that area in Michigan; not too shabby. Could have fooled me with Detroit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christian here... we're not all this way. On behalf of the entire Chirstian community, we're sorry, and we love you like Jesus would.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Great, now we're gonna ban assault liquor.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Top it off with a nice drizzle of Pepto Bismol, you'll be all set.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0