152 pts ยท June 10, 2015
Be kind to your web-footed friends!
But she turned me into a newt! ... I got better
I was gonna say... the two bottom pictures show a woman who certainly doesn't sport those socks or those cankles
I love how the other dog moves aside all like "I know what's coming and I think this derp should learn the hard way"
Why would you pay for a bath and a nail trim? You can get dog shampoo and a nail grinder for under $40 bucks total.
Neon clothing? It's because of neon clothing right!?!
Fuck this.... I didn't see ice cream anywhere.
I'm guessing you don't care about things like interest rates on savings then do you? 10 points adds up over time.
Didn't read caption at first... thought this was a Christian thing. Moving on.
0_0 My face after googling cannibal corpse and watching the first video that pops up
Baron Von Twinkle-Toes
I feel the pain... one of my favorite songs to sing is "Baby It's Cold Outside"
Meanwhile I can grab a half gallon of ice cream and eat the entire 3,000 calories without prepping a thing. Efficient. Calorie. Intake. BAM!
Often those who make the rules don't have to follow them. Humans have fought over fairytales for millennia. Your logic has no power here.
My wife lets me get drunk prior to shopping and I entertain myself by putting on hats and obnoxious scarves in the stores we go into.
Hopefully you would actually commend the student for giving this answer as it was the most efficient way to answer the question.
In the spirit of the post, this is the perfect response to that question. A+ good sir.
I've been here. It's in Thailand outside Bangkok. Very sad place... the alligators and the tigers are drugged and very dazed and drowsy.
Hold me closer Tony Danza, count the headlights on the highway
Groovy.
You can always sit next to them and sing Herman's Hermits Henry the 8th with the most enthusiasm you can muster.
A remote tribe located in the Chinese Taihang Mountains gives birth to children in sacks similar in consistency to snake eggs.
A new species of dog, only found in Moldova, was classified soon after the Chernobyl disaster. Google "canis multi capita" for more info.
Utah is the only state in the USA where less than 50% of the adult male population consumes pornographic material on a weekly basis.
Post-it is the only company that continues to use the hooves of farm animals to produce the adhesive used in their products.
Formula 1 teams in Asia use taxidermied sea turtles in aerodynamic testing.
Studies conducted in Norway showed that people who drive minivans are 23% more likely to be sexual deviants than the rest of the population.
Turtles continue to eat until a food source is totally depleted. Provided an infinite food source turtles will eat until they explode.
Be kind to your web-footed friends!
But she turned me into a newt! ... I got better
I was gonna say... the two bottom pictures show a woman who certainly doesn't sport those socks or those cankles
I love how the other dog moves aside all like "I know what's coming and I think this derp should learn the hard way"
Why would you pay for a bath and a nail trim? You can get dog shampoo and a nail grinder for under $40 bucks total.
Neon clothing? It's because of neon clothing right!?!
Fuck this.... I didn't see ice cream anywhere.
I'm guessing you don't care about things like interest rates on savings then do you? 10 points adds up over time.
Didn't read caption at first... thought this was a Christian thing. Moving on.
0_0 My face after googling cannibal corpse and watching the first video that pops up
Baron Von Twinkle-Toes
I feel the pain... one of my favorite songs to sing is "Baby It's Cold Outside"
Meanwhile I can grab a half gallon of ice cream and eat the entire 3,000 calories without prepping a thing. Efficient. Calorie. Intake. BAM!
Often those who make the rules don't have to follow them. Humans have fought over fairytales for millennia. Your logic has no power here.
My wife lets me get drunk prior to shopping and I entertain myself by putting on hats and obnoxious scarves in the stores we go into.
Hopefully you would actually commend the student for giving this answer as it was the most efficient way to answer the question.
In the spirit of the post, this is the perfect response to that question. A+ good sir.
I've been here. It's in Thailand outside Bangkok. Very sad place... the alligators and the tigers are drugged and very dazed and drowsy.
Hold me closer Tony Danza, count the headlights on the highway
Groovy.
You can always sit next to them and sing Herman's Hermits Henry the 8th with the most enthusiasm you can muster.
A remote tribe located in the Chinese Taihang Mountains gives birth to children in sacks similar in consistency to snake eggs.
A new species of dog, only found in Moldova, was classified soon after the Chernobyl disaster. Google "canis multi capita" for more info.
Utah is the only state in the USA where less than 50% of the adult male population consumes pornographic material on a weekly basis.
Post-it is the only company that continues to use the hooves of farm animals to produce the adhesive used in their products.
Formula 1 teams in Asia use taxidermied sea turtles in aerodynamic testing.
Studies conducted in Norway showed that people who drive minivans are 23% more likely to be sexual deviants than the rest of the population.
Turtles continue to eat until a food source is totally depleted. Provided an infinite food source turtles will eat until they explode.