FutureRetroism

22475 pts · June 8, 2016


Ah to be the most knowledgeable man in the world. Congratulations on your success!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah a google search confirms that this is an ovipositor. Have to get those eggs in the ground so the grubs have roots to feed on.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dude was moving to the wall before the ball was even handed off. This is clearly his go to move.

7 years ago | Likes 553 Dislikes 1

This is some r/trashy bullshit right here.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well that's not a long time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This time Gollum loses the appendage before he dies.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's some real confidence in your cat to perch neon pink liquid on them on your bed.

8 years ago | Likes 531 Dislikes 1

Classic move. Shows the kids who's boss.

8 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 0

Cat's are 90% murder. It's a fact that must be remembered.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Goliath grouper. Also know as jewfish

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#13 is my life. I overslept both my alarms twice this week.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hell we had an outdoor Australian shepherd that would let himself be buried by snow. He wouldn't go in the heated garage unless it was sub 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

With an animal in his heart?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Yeah it's pretty awesome that she works with the surviving Weasley twin.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way too late by that point. A dog that size will fuck you up if it actually comes to that point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I read this and thought "Bruce Lee is already asian." I should be asleep.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Also this. Recruit foreign workers, steal their passports and work them to death in 120°F weather. It's modern day Shanghaiing and slavery.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure wouldn't be the first one.

8 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

Dogs don't bother killing their prey before eating it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 18

That is a cool video. Looks like it was found to be a large Deepstaria Enigmatica jellyfish.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People need to stop making me want one of these.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw one get hit by a sedan when I was visiting Yellowstone. They aren't invincible but they will fuck up a car. People were okay somehow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meijer doesn't sell games online but they do have some good deals in stores. Just call the store if you want to check.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a very expensive lava lamp you have there.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People are stupid as hell. Even if eating well made you less likely to get cancer it sure as hell won't get rid of it once you have it.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Smart move. Use harmless grey whales as meat shields from predators.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I 100% thought the railing gave way.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0