FuturePastNow

1773 pts ยท September 14, 2015


Yeah Americans are used to piling in a car and driving 2000 miles (that's like 3200 euro units) in a few days. Disney Land is waiting, we don't have time to stop and look at shit along the way

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

From a minor fender-bender to two cars totaled. Great job!

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her date of birth was 30 years ago, making that the answer least likely to cause any data errors or raise any further questions. She can give a more detailed explanation as needed, for medical reasons or whatever.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Poor Louie :(

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

100 horsepower... and all the torque

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Better off-road than a Cybertruck

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her first novel was published in 1978. Working as a waitress in '75? Quite plausible, though not proof that it's the same woman.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see things crawling on the walls at 36 hours. 11 days is insane.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's a reason stuff like this and those "instant karma" videos of someone driving like an idiot and getting pulled over are popular. That's what we want cops to do all day.

9 months ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

I call that the Kitty Drum Solo

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay Buddy!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

those agencies are a jobs program for fascists

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If clowns hurt kids as often as pastors do, it would be illegal to take a child to the circus

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those babies want to play :(

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was 48 when they filmed this btw

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An envious opinion, if anything. No one will ever want the OP's ass

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They always get sick on holidays :(

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What. How does this work? I need to do this to my sneezy cat.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The billionaires can hide in bunkers indefinitely if they want so the real fear is that copycats will target the working stiffs at the bottom of the ladder

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LOVE HIM

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I could fight a bear and lose

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh lawd he ragdollin'

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like my boy Pete

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best cure for the pain of losing a pet is adopting another. Don't think of it as replacing them. It's about saving another little life.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100% cat

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck Paul

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Overcoming poor aerodynamics with THRUST

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The instinct for titty is strong

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We call this "speaking birdenese"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2